Cainunism

Cainunism (keyn - yuh - niz - uhm) – noun

1. A theory or system of economic organization based on a wildly optimistic regard for the fiscal discipline of Congress and the President. Adherence to this theory typically requires the suspension of disbelief concerning the ability of increasing the government’s power to tax, without substantive spending cuts, to actually reduce burdens on taxpayers and to produce economic recovery.

2. The intentional use by politicians of resonant slogans which obfuscate and distract some voters from the otherwise conspicuous absence of thoughtful, realistic or realizable fiscal or monetary plans and policies.

Cainunist (keyn - yuh - nist) - adjective

1. Of, characterized by, favoring or relating to Cainunism; Cainunistic

Origin of Cainunism: term used by informed voters to describe the economic-sounding slogans that originated from the 2012 vanity presidential campaign of Herman Cain (1945 – )

Synonyms for Cainunism: 1. Prevarication, 2. Deception, 2. Cozen, 3. Hucksterism, 4. Hoodwink, 5. Sales Pitch, 6. Razzle Dazzle

Antonyms for Cainunism: 1. Common Sense, 2. Objective Reality, 3. Free Market, 4. Tax Reduction, 5. Economic Liberty, 6. Less Government, 7. Constitutionalism, 8. Ron Paul

Cainunism. In a sentence: “Imagining that a ‘9 - 9 - 9’ percent tax ‘plan’ would not soon be 9.9 - 9.9 - 9.9, then 19 - 19 - 19, and so on, is just more magical Cainunist thinking.”

by itsnotdelivery October 9, 2011

Sodomy chain

Where one guy sticks his pecker in another guys ass and then another guy sticks his pecker in the second guys ass and then another guys sticks HIS pecker in that guys ass and so on where it forms a chain of guys fucking each others asses.

John is in the middle of a sodomy chain.

by Deep blue 2012 June 15, 2010

fatt cain

The nickname for MLB pitcher Matt Cain. The tub of lard that pitches for the San Francisco Giants. Is massively overrated by a fluke scoreless streak in the 2010 postseason, despite catching every possible break and having horrible secondary stats to back up the performance. Also overrated for his regular season numbers that are proven to be extremely lucky and a product of being a fly ball pitcher in a pitchers park. See: fluke trash

Uneducated fan: dood did you see matt cain pitch 6.2 scoreless innings in the playoffs?? he is GOD!!! BETTER THAN LINCECUM HE DIDNT HAVE A SCORELESS STREAK

Educated fan: who the hell is matt cain? You mean fatt cain, the fatass fluke piece of trash on the giants?

by orpheuS. November 4, 2010

fuck-chain

noun: A large, flashy peice of neck jewelry (ie: chain, medallion etc)worn by a male-usually a badass-during sexual intercourse, for the sole purpose of watching the "fuck-chain" swing during sex. "fuck-chains" are most often worn during doggy stlye sex so the fuck-chainer can watch it tap against the ass of the fuck-chainee.
Antonym: bitchlace

"that's a nice fuck-chain man, whered u get it?"
-or-
"you ready to get boned? hold on lemme put my fuck-chain on real quick."

by Manny Arocha December 8, 2005

caine train

Hopping aboard a night of massive consumption of cocaine

It looks like JJ's been riding the caine train.

All aboard! It's time to catch the caine train

by Krispy February 27, 2004

STD chain

People who are connected to each other via the transmission of an STD.

BOB: Jane is such a fox!

JOE: Yeah, the sad part is, we are part of the same STD chain, but, I have never actually fucked her.

BOB: What?

JOE: Jane gave herpes to Kate, that ugly bi chick I fucked last summer when I was waisted, and Kate gave me herpes. So Jane and I are in the same STD chain.

BOB: Oh, I get it! Cool.

by Mike Comanche March 4, 2009

Chain Letter

A way for the bored people to reach out and fill their so-called "friends'" email boxes with useless information so that they could feel superior in reaching out to mass people that they otherwise would not be able to meet.

Friends do not let friends send chain letters.

by xntrc October 12, 2005