Cousin Cletus

An individual who has sexual relations with members of their own family.

Heeeeeey Cousin Cletus is it true it ain't right ta have relations with folks who ain't yer kin?

by snabald July 13, 2003

weiner cousin

When 2 guys have sex with the same chick they become weiner cousins

After Josh slept with everyone of his pledge brothers ex-girlfriends he was not only their BALT but their weiner cousin as well.

by BigTallBezz November 18, 2009

Cousin

That one annoying person in your family related to you

Omg my cousin in annoying AF bro

by It's me 555 October 6, 2017

my cousin got it for me

phrase typically used by black people to cover up for stealing something

Where did you get that dope watch?

My cousin got it for me.

by Sean John 89 August 6, 2010

Cousin

Your Blood, Some One Who You Care About , Your Parents Brother's Or Sister's Child , Or Some One You Would Consider A Best Friend Because They Know Everything About You <3

I Love My Cousin He/She Is Like My Bestfriend

by Badvibee September 7, 2013

Distant cousin

To indicate somebody who might be vaguely related to you, but you are either going to, or have already, tapped that ass.

"Hey, is that hottie your cousin?"

"Yeah... DISTANT cousin, if you know what I mean."

by Mona Richards December 9, 2008

Naked Cousin

naked cousin = cousin you are close enough you've been naked together. ( skinny dipping, changing clothes etc. )

naked cousin = a cousin so attractive you'd like to see him/her naked.

I've hung out with him all my life. He's even a Naked Cousin.

He got to be my Naked Cousin. That summer we went camping at the lake.

Man, I wish she was my Naked Cousin. She is so hot.

by NudenTx August 13, 2009