Correct

DING DING DING! You got it bud! That's exactly what it's like...

Hym "Ha! Did you hear that!?"

Iam "Yeah...."

Hym "You're exactly correct! That's exactly what it's like! Hilarious!"

Iam "........"

Hym "Aw don't be such a downer!"

by Hym Iam May 10, 2022

Correct!

Correct!

Hym "Correct! DO NOT implicate me in things! That's rule..... 2? And remember, it isn't hard to fabricate a meta-narrative to explain your own behavior. All of the redpill guys mythologize their behavior to sell their products. Additionally, I might be doing a nanobot Alucard thing. So..... This might not matter. At all! SHOULD HAVE GIVEN ME JENNIFER LAWRENCE WHEN YOU HAD THE CHANCE COWARDS!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

by Hym Iam July 24, 2023

Auto Correct

An evil supernatural force that changes everything I say against my will. Telling me mow isn't a word when it clearly is and telling me it can't guess the word I'm trying to spell when I am literally ONE LETTER OFF

TEXT CHAT
"I hare auto correct so mulch!!"
"What?"
"AUTO CUCUMBER KEEPS CHONGQING EVERYTHING IM SLAYING!!!"
"turn it off then.."
"But then soelling is impossibld"
"*sighs*"

by coonified07195 July 2, 2016

Correction

Oh, hey, are you ever going to do that?

Hym "Issue a correction I mean? For your bullshit 3% narrative? Because I debunked that YEARS ago. Heh, 8 years later and you're STILL 8 years behind... But anyway, yeah, I outline a bunch of instances casual sadism (MMA fandom, The popularity of Jackass, epic fail videos) and casual narcissism (celebrity divas, etc). If the dark tetrad exists, it's on a 0 to 100 scale and applies to everyone. But then you wouldn't easily be able to bifurcate society into 'good people' and 'bad people.' You would have to admit that you're not an entirely good person. And you'd rather die than do that. I'm mean it's my whole thing! But if only you could get rid of that pesky 3%! Then you wouldn't have a genius dismantling your life's work. You could just ignore the fact that what you're saying has been wrong for 8 years."

by Hym Iam August 26, 2023

Correct

Used instead of "yes" to avoid the appearance of agreement with a speaker who is spitting hot fire in breach of decorum.

Josh: "I think we should really start answering yes-no questions with a simple 'yes' or 'no'."
Steve: "Correct."

by Quickizzle June 9, 2018

Correct Crucifixtion

A sexual position designed to accommodate the event where one man must please 4 women at once, where in the guy lays on his back with his arms stretched out to the side as if he is being crucified, and 2 women sit on of his hands, one mounts him in cowgirl, and the last girl sits on his face. Using both hands, mouth, and penis the guy can successfully bang 4 chicks at once.

Jason had to use the Correct Crucifixtion when he took on Emme and her 3 friends in the upstairs bedroom.

by Cbat Rhythm King January 8, 2024

Polithically correct

1)A recent british expression that comes from the 20st century that comes from the word : Political correctness. It's basically everything that's considered legal and "okay" in our society. In the litteral form, it's the "correct" attitude or behaviour demonstrated by politics, medias and laws.

1) What's the polithically correct way to call a mentally disabled individual ?
It's an intellectually disabled !
2) Edwards: Can I jump ?
Edwards: CAN I JUMP BOB ?
Bob: Hell no, that's so dangerous, you could ...

*jumps anyways and bumps his head on a rock*
Bob: Well, if I was polithically correct, Id have to help you up, but you are not worth the shot.

by The real Simon says September 23, 2018