Coronapaper

Anything that you can use in a pinch to wipe your ass due to the coronavirus toilet paper shortage.

Man you should see my cat. Had to use that son of bitch as coronapaper. Damn thing looks like a skunk with reversed stripes.

by Casper70 April 5, 2020

coronacrazies

(noun) a person or a group of people that have become psychotic due to the corona virus. It might have gotten to their brain or maybe it’s just the onset of being solitary for too long.

Ex: yo a guy named Jeff just added me on snap chat and sent me dick pics ?? #coronacrazy
Ex 2: Did u see that dude Zac in our Zoom class w his dick OUT the FUCK ?! The coronacrazies got him

by needy4atttention April 5, 2020

Coronawash

Nasty mother fuckers finally learned how to wash their grubby paws due to the coronavirus outbreak.

Damn Jerome you about to scrub the black off your ass with that damn coronawash you be doin.

by Casper70 April 6, 2020

corona boredism

So when u in your room during quarantine and your bored asf

Send me animals pictures I got corona boredism

by eli360098 April 8, 2020

coronavirosity

noun. 1.used to refer to the scale of things that went down in 2019-2020~ that has people thinking bout terms like COVID boomer(s); boomer remover and Boomer Doomer.

2.It is also the term for the scale of anxiety you get from shaking hands in 2020;

3.It is also a crippling handshake that just takes all your lifeforce out of you or just a handshake from a dude that went to gym rather than sink in couch all day and watch CNN.

by masterbaiter990 April 12, 2020

>Hey bro *shakes hand* I just gave you boomer doomer
The dude above recalls how he shaked a bro's hand and now thinks that he has a level 5 coronavirosity handshake and cannot shake hands no more. The scale is subjective

>I think the town in kekistan is suffering from a level 19 coronavirosity dood

by masterbaiter990 April 12, 2020

Corona Balls

When you've been in quarantine for 7 weeks and the hormones are legit.

Bro I'm fucking dyingggg. This bitch left me on read and I got corona balls.

by realmanedog April 25, 2020

Coronaphobic

Someone scared of coronavirus. Symptoms include dobbing in on people who are bending the rules, being scared, listening the the wash your hands song from the wiggles and stealing all the toilet paper from Woolies.

Issie is coronaphobic

by a shithead April 26, 2020