Cork

Good looking, but stupid and possibly violent man you get into relationship just make your ex jealous or to stop you from feeling lonely

> Wow Kate, your new boyfriend is really handsome, I’m happy that you got over John so fast
< Oh thanks, but he is just a cork, I’ll ditch him in a month or two

by jarchlik January 24, 2024

Cork taint

The female equivalent of a douchebag.

I don’t want to go out with her, she is a total cork taint!

by Snarda April 8, 2023

cork

A big dick tall motherfucker

Did you meet my friend Cork

by agunsfohbg[s0rdghbf nqa0dfnb s November 21, 2023

polish cork

A tedious circular argument concerning the merits of a historical strategic decision.

Class went long today when the professor popped another 'polish cork'--whether Bradley should have closed the Falaise pocket with multi-domain, corkscrew thinking.

by MontyFanBoi December 6, 2023

Cork Poppin

The act of inserting the clitoris into the urethra of an erect penis until the penis ejaculates with enough pressure to force the clitoris out of the urethra…

My girl got frisky last night and we did some cork poppin and ruined the new sheets.

by Dave Mcfuckin Mathews January 6, 2023

Corking

The act of closing off your cornhole with a cork in fear of a butt pirate pillaging your cornhole. It results in causing you to walk like something is stuck up your butt. It can be mistaken for a pole.

I think that guys been corking, he's walking funny.

by Mr. Homophobia July 6, 2023

The Cork

When you take a fat girthy solid shit. Immediately after the solid shit, liquid explosive diarrhea comes out. Resembling popping the cork on a bottle of champagne, except with ones anus and fecal matter.

Be careful! I just released The Cork in that bathroom, the toilet bowl is a mess now!

by Weena Chong July 5, 2022