Cork the fork

Get a vasectomy; prevent semen production

Jerry’s wife made him cork the fork to prevent more kids.

by Martin in Parkin May 27, 2023

Corking

When during anal sex your partner begins to defecate and you plug or "cork" their anus with your penis to stop the flow of feces.

"I was with this girl last night and I didn't expect it to become a corking session."

by Corkpro June 10, 2023

Corking

Smushing ones soft penis into the neck of a bottle, getting hard, masterbating, and then yanking the bottle off to make a cork sound and spraying ejaculate I’m a fast pressurized stream.

I was corking and when I yanked the empty champagne bottle off my dick, it sprayed like an elephant taking a bath in an oasis.

by anonymous December 31, 2023

Corking it

Corking it is a action that’s kinda like edging but for shit, to cork it you have to shove a butt plug into your asshole to hold in any shit that you may experience throughout the day

Stacy: man Jess you’ve been making you’ve been making weird faces and farting a whole lot what’s up with that?

Jess: sorry Stacy I’ve been corking it in so I don’t have to excuse myself to the bathroom

by Jeremy coomer January 22, 2024

Cork

Good looking, but stupid and possibly violent man you get into relationship just make your ex jealous or to stop you from feeling lonely

> Wow Kate, your new boyfriend is really handsome, I’m happy that you got over John so fast
< Oh thanks, but he is just a cork, I’ll ditch him in a month or two

by jarchlik January 24, 2024

Cork taint

The female equivalent of a douchebag.

I don’t want to go out with her, she is a total cork taint!

by Snarda April 8, 2023

cork

A big dick tall motherfucker

Did you meet my friend Cork

by agunsfohbg[s0rdghbf nqa0dfnb s November 21, 2023