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Schrödinger's Twitter Content Button

When you open a post on twitter that's labeled as "Sensitive Content", It can be considered any image or video before being opened, based on a random technological event in the twitter servers. It has an ever-changing RNG chance of being any image or video, from Smash Bros. gameplay to pornography to high quality angry birds.
I took my chances with the Schrödinger's Twitter Content Button and I got a video of a dude being sliced.
by Combo_42 November 19, 2021
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Efficient Cordless Cleaning: Powered by the latest motor technology the Rapid Clean makes cleaning convenient and thorough
40 Minutes Long Lasting Runtime: Up to 40 min of fade-free runtime. Easily switch to MAX power on fingertip controls to increase suction for better cleaning on carpet and rugs
Easy Rest Feature: Need to take a break? The specially designed Easy Rest nook allows you to safely prop the vacuum up on countertops and furniture
Under Furniture Reach: We moved the dust cup to the front so you can lay the vacuum completely flat to reach under beds and furniture with ease
LED Headlights: Bright beams light the way so you can see dust and debris that might otherwise have been missed and make cleaning under furniture much easier
Oh man, I can't wait to get home and use my Eureka RapidClean Pro Lightweight Cordless Vacuum Cleaner, High Efficiency Powerful Digital Motor LED Headlights, Convenient Stick and Handheld Vac, Essential, Blue to clean my dog's shit.
by SuperSamboy May 29, 2020
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convenient cute

A person who you would only hook up with if that person were to instantaneously appear in your bed while you were horny and conveniently disappear as soon as you got off.
Person A: Do you think Nick is cute?
Person B: Well, he's convenient cute.
by DrewL May 14, 2008
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contentmafia

The music and film procurement industries which are trying everything to get their customers into jail or bankrupt.
We are the contentmafia, all your data are belong to us.
by Josh~ June 24, 2008
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Consent King/Queen

A person that always asks for consent whether before a romantic interaction and a sexual interaction.
Orion is a consent king/queen for always asking his lover before kissing them.
Susan is a consent king/queen for asking her lover before doing anything sexual.
by CoctimusPrime April 13, 2021
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Comfort concentrate

This is a code word used in situations, such as in the presence of parents, when it is inappropriate to say the word 'semen'. Mostly used in place of the word 'come' to disguise the nature of the conversation.
Oh my God, I've got comfort concentrate on my carpet...
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Stoner Concentration

A card game used to test the potency of your marijuana. The more difficult it seems, the stronger the weed.
Stoner1: "Stoner Concentration is played like regular Concentration, only the cards are dealt face up. You have to turn two cards over and find a match."

StraightPerson: "But that's crazy!!! You're only matching the backs, and all the backs are the sa...."

Stoner2: "Cool, man. Blaze one up and deal!!!"
by Giacomojones March 8, 2017
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