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Contractual Rape

The moment when an enlisted member of the military no longer wishes to be in the military, but is compelled to serve out the remainder of their contract. This usually occurs about midway through a four year enlistment.
Sergeant Smith was tired of the Army always fucking him over, But he still had two years left on his contract so he had to bend over and submit to the contractual rape.
by Slappy Hooper November 7, 2012
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Molasses Contra.

The STD you might contract if you perform sexual intercourse with any member of the band Vampire Weekend, and use molasses instead of lube.
Last night Rostam and I were having a pretty good time and we wanted to take things to the next level, but we didn't have any lube. There was some molasses in his kitchen soo... Put two and two together. Now I have Molasses Contra.

I banged Ezra Koenig and got Molasses Contra.
by VampireWeekendLoverAS December 6, 2010
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Zero Hour Contract Dad

In a similar context to the employment contract.
A zero hour contract dad is a father who is forced to adhere to limited hours with their child/children while in fear of being released from their "contract" basically having their child access stopped by a controlling mother.
"I just dont find it fair. Shes treating me like a zero hour contract dad. Giving me such short hours to see my kids and if I am unable to come to hours dropped on me at the last minute she stops my access"
by David newington April 13, 2020
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Contralto

The lowest womon's singing voice; on her lowest notes, she sounds almost like a man, often leading to people mistaking them for men on the radio, telephone, or wherever.

The alto range, which is below soprano, is really a mish-mash of the mezzo-soprano range and the contralto range; the mezzo-soprano is the higher of the two.
The contralto voice is pretty rare since there is little work that was written specifically for them. Countertenors, mezzo-sopranos, and often tenors, baritones, and basses take the roles that were written for them.
by Sam October 28, 2004
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Conran

A very intresting person, who makes friends easily and is very popular but he doesn't have the balls to ask out girls even though he knows that they like him and they want his tiny asian chode.
Conran Lee
by hendrikverbeek November 14, 2012
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retirement contract

What a free agent recieves when he signs with the San Francisco Giants.
The next Free Agent who will sign with SF this offseason will recieve a retirement contract.
by UnderPressure September 28, 2006
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contraband

Amazing album by Velvet Revolver, who played at the Hyde Park Live 8 in London.
Wow, Velvet Revolver's new album Contraband ROCKS
by Sabs15 August 12, 2005
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