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Alex's Constant

A theory postulated pertaining to the size and elasticity of the female vaginal opening wherein the size of the the vaginal opening at the caudal end of the vulva is set at puberty and can be used to predict the wieght of the woman in middle age.
In lay terms, a girl grows into the size of her vagina which is the same at puberty independent of outside stimuli.

In normal terms, a pussy is what it is...loose or tight. It doesnt prove theyre a whore and doesn't prove they're not. It's luck. A bitch grows into it, wideset = a future fat mama. Tight = a future milf.
Person 1: "Dude! I fit four fingers inside Sally last night!"
Person 2: "Bro, according to Alex's Constant look out that means she's turning into a 40 year old porker."
by ThatGuyHasAHugePenis January 17, 2011
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Constantine

verb: the act of holding a pesty raccoon down and tickling their feet.
Eero (pesty raccoon): what the fuck is ur problem!

Adam: hey you were annoying me so I constantined u.
by Owen Schreier February 27, 2008
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constant elevation

A lifestyle that consists of being high (under the influence of weed) all the time.
"Cuz your man makes the brain feel soothin
Constant elevation, so we gotta Keep It Movin" - rap duo Smif-n-Wessun

"Positive energy activates, constant elevation" - rap group Gravediggaz
by TommyTheDent March 10, 2007
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Nasal Constipation

When one cannot sneeze, and their nose becomes plugged and itchy.
Whoa dude. Rena was totally going to sneeze but then couldn't! Guess she has nasal constipation!
by PedoSnapz December 18, 2010
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constibaited

when your friends have to convince you to go to a party or event, and upon arrival you find that the party is uncomfortably packed
What the hell, Dustin! I told you I didn't want to come. This place is packed! I've been constibaited!
by sawdo January 27, 2010
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constantine

If you have a person in your school named constatine he is the hottest most popular and sweet boy ever and you should be friends with him. And also he's greek
wow Constantine is greek he's hot and we should be friends with him
by Greeks are amazing October 16, 2020
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potato constant

The amount of time a human being can go without showering before the guilt literally kills them.
by Boboneoone September 14, 2016
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