Condizzy

Another word for condom.

"Yo bro u gonna raw dog that chick?"
"Hell no u won't catch me wheeling without a condizzy."

by Kittiez1013 June 12, 2023

Laundry Conditioner

Fabric Softener

Kenzie and Jake went to the store to get some Downy Laundry Conditioner.

by JaZie April 24, 2010

Coochie Condensation

Occurs when a female gets increasingly warm in the crotch area and her vagina starts to sweat.

Friend 1: Hey Gurl, my vagina is sweating up a storm!
Friend 2: No worries gurl friend, you just have some coochie condensation. we all get it every once in a while.

by Taylor62097 December 7, 2014

Cleveland Condensation

When you piss in a girls bellybutton and then take a bodyshot of your own piss out of her bellybutton.

Bro my girl and I got really freaky last night and decided to try the Cleveland Condensation.

by Frg00 December 2, 2016

comfort coding

After a long coding session with your awful superior at work, you start coding complete sense-numbing shit instead of eating twinkies.

In other words: coding to avoid comfort food.

My Superior: "Move this 5 px right. Color this blue. Center the text. Align the text right. No, center. Update AWS settings, wait, don't, color the previous thing green. why did you not update AWS settings?"

Me, the moment he leaves me the fuck alone:
*Splits random css files into smaller ones for 2 hours*
*COMFORT CODING*

by Roeefl December 27, 2017

Aparicio Condition

The state in which a person constantly wears/ buys black clothes and is obsessed with running and climbing.

My friend looks like if you just dumped a bucket of black paint on them, I think he might have the Aparicio Condition.

by WhiteLightning January 25, 2019

race condition

the behavior of an electronic or software system where the output is dependent on the sequence or timing of other uncontrollable events.

some kind of race condition

by EngHossam March 15, 2019