coffee cart

act of climbing onto a object in a public place and declaring an undying, eternal love for a woman

"Someone is gonna need to give me a hand down from this coffee cart slash city cat, titanic like scene area, because im Silas Cocks, and im a big dork, i listen to emo, and i could fall, instead of telling a girl i like her, and that could be really embarrassing, more embarrassing."

by sniffff snifff June 22, 2008

Coffee Table

A white girl who has absolutely no ass whatsoever.

So flat, you could put some coffee on it and call it a coffee table

Daamn, that bitch got a coffee table , no ass whatsoever

by MemeLord420/69 July 3, 2016

Coffee Cow

A common term to describe Brandon “Atrioc” Glizzy Hands” Ewing. However the term can be used as a way of describing ones obsession with coffee

Friend 1: “Wow man, this coffee is just what I needed right now”

Friend 2: “ Man, you and your coffee, you’re such a coffee cow”

by Cryonix April 23, 2022

coffee name

A coffee name is given to the barristo/barrista when you order your coffee drink - you need a coffee name if your name is difficult to pronounce, or if your name is unusual. A coffee name expedites your order.

This morning I went to Starbucks for my morning latte. I told the clerk that my name is Antionette which he could not spell. So I used my coffee name: Toni. Much easier to pronounce. I have several friends & co-workers who use coffee names. When coffee drinks are delivered to us at work there's always someone who says: "Who's Dave?" "That's for Dwight - he used his coffee name."

by Marina Maggiore May 19, 2006

coffee creamer

A white man who is dating/having sexual relations with a black woman.

Coffee creamers are a rare find, but if you find one you know he is a brave-ass man.

by w00gy April 17, 2006

coffee pee

The smell that comes from your urine after drinking a sizable amount of coffee or beverages that contain coffee.

I was just about to fall a sleep until the smell of my coffee pee woke me up

by mAGIK bUS October 10, 2005

coffee ass

the feeling u get after consuming way too much coffee. u can no longer trust a fart at risk u might shart, and when u use the restroom, the liquidy excrement looks and smells like a very dark roast coffee. Often leading to an itchy & burning ass.

After several cups of coffee, Mike was returning to the restroom every few minutes; it was quite obvious to his coworkers he had a case of coffee ass.

by ilikecoffee May 25, 2013