After a long, wet, hard defecation, half wipe your balloon knot and allow to dry, so that the remains have attached themsleves to the pubic hair around the arse cheeks.
Later, rub your arse crack over your victims face, using their nose as a scraper, rubbing off the 'coffee beans' into and around their mouth. Points are awarded for acurately dropping a bean into the screaming mouth. (1 point for each bean is the generic scoring.)
Later, rub your arse crack over your victims face, using their nose as a scraper, rubbing off the 'coffee beans' into and around their mouth. Points are awarded for acurately dropping a bean into the screaming mouth. (1 point for each bean is the generic scoring.)
Guy 1: whats your Coffee Beaning P.B.?
Girl 1: 7, It took two days for those babies to harden. My dad wasn't impressed... he was in a meeting at the time.
Girl 1: 7, It took two days for those babies to harden. My dad wasn't impressed... he was in a meeting at the time.
by Nick Rodllins January 27, 2008
A white girl who has absolutely no ass whatsoever.
So flat, you could put some coffee on it and call it a coffee table
So flat, you could put some coffee on it and call it a coffee table
by MemeLord420/69 March 30, 2016
A common term to describe Brandon “Atrioc” Glizzy Hands” Ewing. However the term can be used as a way of describing ones obsession with coffee
Friend 1: “Wow man, this coffee is just what I needed right now”
Friend 2: “ Man, you and your coffee, you’re such a coffee cow”
Friend 2: “ Man, you and your coffee, you’re such a coffee cow”
by Cryonix April 23, 2022
A coffee name is given to the barristo/barrista when you order your coffee drink - you need a coffee name if your name is difficult to pronounce, or if your name is unusual. A coffee name expedites your order.
This morning I went to Starbucks for my morning latte. I told the clerk that my name is Antionette which he could not spell. So I used my coffee name: Toni. Much easier to pronounce. I have several friends & co-workers who use coffee names. When coffee drinks are delivered to us at work there's always someone who says: "Who's Dave?" "That's for Dwight - he used his coffee name."
by Marina Maggiore May 10, 2006
by w00gy March 14, 2006
The smell that comes from your urine after drinking a sizable amount of coffee or beverages that contain coffee.
by mAGIK bUS September 20, 2005
the feeling u get after consuming way too much coffee. u can no longer trust a fart at risk u might shart, and when u use the restroom, the liquidy excrement looks and smells like a very dark roast coffee. Often leading to an itchy & burning ass.
After several cups of coffee, Mike was returning to the restroom every few minutes; it was quite obvious to his coworkers he had a case of coffee ass.
by ilikecoffee May 25, 2013