Donkey code

Code reflecting monkey programmers having hacked together systems without having identified and named key concepts in the domain.

Wtf, the idiot who implemented this thinks flipping flags represents something meaningful, this is straight up donkey code

by Bjartwolf January 23, 2017

legacy code

Code written by other people.

Refactor that component? Nah, that's legacy code, let's rewrite it.

by _alexey August 25, 2020

King of Code

Someone who is not very good at programming, but who thinks they are excellent at it and is not afraid to tell people.

"Hail the King" - Salutation for such a person

by NanakiXII March 8, 2004

psychotic code

A hallucination of the greatest kind.

Being psychotic code is like words flowing through the brain getting scrambled up to the point of hallucinations.

by Codeusoo April 6, 2021

MyWay Code

That part of the highway code that just doesn't apply to you. Applicable at junctions, one-way streets, when u-turning, or when you're just feeling too awesome for the rules.

Mad Mike: "You can't hook up a u-turn here!"

Xzibit: "Yo dawg, not accordin' to the MyWay Code, yo."

*crash, dawg.*

by Captain_Cauliflower September 21, 2009

Code Deuce

The panic one feels post flush of a large bowel movement as the toilet water begins to rise.

The low flow toilet at work always puts me into code deuce the morning after taco night.

by JohnnyIntense March 6, 2009

Code 45

When a Nice GuyTM tries to get with a girl on Discord even though she has a partner already WHO IS ALSO in that same server with her.

Zach- "Why won't this girl fuck me?"
Ginger- "Oh, it's because you've got a Code 45!"

by SatInAnUrn November 9, 2018