Cockernaut

A generic insult hurled at a douchebag.

Charlie: you douchebag
David: you cockernaut.

by chrlwrd September 28, 2010

cockerfuckscunt

Someone that just hell makes you want to rip your eyeballs out so you don't have to see them ever again

Zoe is such a cockerfuckscunt
idiotface hating kill

by Urbanegirl February 13, 2014

Wicked Cocked

To be extremely Drunk. Northerns use this term quite often.

Man that girl is wicked cocked.

by ashton27 September 22, 2010

Cock Cocker

Literally: One who cocks cocks.

More indepth, a total douche bag who is hated by all (especially their mother) and is such a dick, that merely calling him a "cock" doesn't come close to expressing the depth in which they suck.

Can be used as a description, or an insult.

Stay away from Sean, the man is a total cock cocker.

Or merely: "you cock cocker!"

by Excitable Boy_1024 October 19, 2010

Anal Cocked

to get fucked over... to be screwed over by someone else

another term- Boned

Dude I was totally going to get that job if he hadn't applied.

Man he totally anal cocked you!

by Baine124 November 27, 2010

cockattack

When an unknown species of women runs up to you in school hallways and grabs your penis. she then continues to run with a hard grasp on your penis down the hallway. usually resulting in your nuts falling into your stomach, slight scaring, or a missing penis.

Chucky: OMG! John just got cockattacked by that ugly animal Cori!
Andrea: OMG! NO! i need that!
Cori: hahaha i've got your penis!
John: ow! ow! ow! Holy shit! my penis is gone!!!

by Elizabeth Mary Grace December 12, 2005

cockeran

When an individual is riding you so bad that you need Johnny Cockeran to get them to stop riding you.

This chic was on my dick so bad, I needed Cockeran to get her off.

by kb rocks May 9, 2006