Cobs

Asking for a piece of food and they can’t say no unless they say no cobs when they get it

*yo dawg pulls out some chips** “aye I got cobs on that” now they gotta share

by Bernizzle(ia) October 22, 2018

conostrofied

To be absolutely mouldy drunk and stoned off there forehead

I’m absolutely conostrofied lads call a taxi

by Dermedaddy December 28, 2018

Colostomy

Stoma is mouth in latin. Ostomy is a surgical procedure where the surgeon makes an opening to connect some organ with the outside of the body. Tracheostomy is when that opening is made in the trachea for breathing and Colostomy is when the colon is connected to the outside for foecal excretion (in diseases that require that procedure). The opening is usually connected to a sterile bag that will receive the foeces.

Ali: How is your grandma's rectal cancer?
Mostafa: She got it removed and had to get a colostomy for shitting.
Ali: Good for her man.

by Achafai June 21, 2019

Colostomy Bag

A more extreme version of douchebag. He slammed that freshman into a locker and told him he fucked her sister

Mick is such a colostomy bag. He slammed that freshman into a locker and told him he fucked her sister

by H8rsgon2H8 July 23, 2019

Colossal Grape

Avoid eating these at all costs! These grapes are poisonous and 1-5 weeks after you ate one you’ll experience repugnant pain.

“Colossal Grapes are very poisonous”

by Dr.Wots July 29, 2019

Cobsmith

Any individual certified in designing and constructing a Web of Cob.

As the Hallo’s of Ween approaches, I need to hire a local Cobsmith to construct an intricate Web of Cob, the likes of which my neighbors will be conversing about for years to come.

by Horizonogre November 9, 2019

cobski

The same as cobber. Australian slang for mate, friend, pal.

Bazza: I've put the slab in the fridge mate.
Simmo: Cheers cobski!

by dynomonkey March 12, 2020