Choking the chegwin

When one vigorusly materbates in a manner that resembles choking the popular tv star keith chegwin

"I saw my friend the other day, i could tell by the look in his eyes he had been choking the chegwin all night"

by Uncle boozer June 11, 2018

gut choke

A word (n.) defining the moment when one is too overtaken by emotion to continue as planned. Usually involving the attempted expression of love or sadness. Always involving tearing up and a choking feeling.

The guy was hit by a gut choke as he tried to sing a song he had written to his girlfriend, as she was readying to leave for a trip. Fortunately, he had written the lyrics down on an envelope, she read them, and the day was saved.

by ElCommissioner October 2, 2017

choking yoga

A turn of phrase that would imply you're choking during yoga but may, in fact, actually mean something else. Even if it wasn't something else, one could describe the event as choking yoga.

Anyway, so I choked earlier. I was in the middle of doing YOGA. . . when. . . all of a sudden. . . I'm swallowing into, like, that - you know that - that extra pipe back there? And all of a sudden just choking. I had to pause the video. . . go get water. Like it was just...

"Choking yoga". That's a thing now.

by Sajakain December 12, 2022

Choking the chicken

In that Chinese girls home in Stree Fighter 2 there is a guy choking a chicken in the background.

Is that old man choking his chicken?

by Elitist January 1, 2004

choke the chicken

to strangle a common barnyard bird

look ma! i'm choking the chicken!

by blinkmebaby January 25, 2005

Goat choke

Goat choke: To have anal sex with a girl while she is reverse cowgirl upside-down screaming like a Billy goat while you choke her. Mainly if the female is rockabilly or has tattoos.

I was gonna goat choke this babe I picked up from the bar last night but I got to drunk. I rockabilly goat chocked this babe I met at the stray cats concert. She really into it.

by Shane Woodabin June 29, 2010

choke rope

A choke rope is when one is tied by their neck with a noose then lifted and pulled up and down having sexual intercourse in the processes. A brutal act as it crushes the windpipe, killing them.

A way of torture, the woman who was sentenced to death was punished by a Choke Rope.

by NeoCrimson November 4, 2013