count swapula

someone who likes to swap partners and bite

"I'm Count Swapula, I'm here to swap your wife"

by C "Tool" Johnson August 24, 2006

Chuntzen

The same meaning as the English word 'cunt', but in the much more expressive language of Yiddish.

More commonly used to refer to unscrupulous individuals, rather than female genitalia.

Steve: Man, I hate that guy!
Kiefer: I know, he's a total chuntzen!

by Yuds December 28, 2004

counter-witticism

A witty comeback to a dark humored joke directed at someone. Also, answering to a sarcastic question with equal amount of sarcasm.

Tom: Dude, a drunk could drive better than you
Dick: Oh yeah, Tom? In that case you should drive
Harry: Tom, you got PWNed by counter-witticism

by Jason Grimes December 29, 2005

chuntberry

A straight up Mexican.

Your cousin is a chuntberry.

by Sonia Medina February 11, 2007

Counter Social Terrorism

The only real weapon that is effective in fighting Social Terrorism. (Basically friends who show up at your place, and refuse to leave.)

Ding- dong!

Sally: "Hi! May i come in?"
You: "No - go away. Goodbye."

Door slams.

Counter Social Terrorism. Tough, clean and as nasty as the terrorist itself.

by The Incredible Nerd/Junkie October 1, 2010

count my guap

Count my money.

Let me count my guap.

by boarmi February 20, 2022

m-count

A person's number count of how many people they made out with.
"m" is a reference to the n-count (just the letter next to it) but also stands for "makeout".
Kissing with tongue definitely counts toward the m-count, kisses on the cheek do not.
Kissing someone ON the mouth is subject to personal interpretation (like petting/just the tip may or may not be counted towards the n-count).

The m-count should be (much) higher than the n-count for most people.

He bragged not only about his m-count but also about his n-count.

She thought that her m-count to n-count factor of 5 was perfect.

by ManyMuffin October 1, 2016