caudex

the latin word meaning "dork"

Lindsay is a caudex

by *~*Kay*~* March 14, 2004

Eleanor calder

Eleanor is a Model,influencer,use to be blogger on trendpear, actress in a movie called Absolutely Fabulous: The Movie 2016, and is amazing girl, who doesn't deserve hate. She is the most kindest,funniest,smartest and generous girl you'll ever meet.

Eleanor calder is not beard, she is human girl who has feeling and heart like you do.

by Just fan October 31, 2020

Cauliflower Ear

To engage in aural sex (that's right, ear sex) and to shoot your load down, around and in your sexually submissive partner's lugholes. Giving the appearance of white ears.

Usually results in brain damage and death.

Jane: I love you jeff
Jeff: Shutup bitch! Im gonna aural you the fuck up!!!
Jane: NOOOO
Jeff: *grunting* UHHHHH *JIZZ BOMB*
Jane: Owwww, my eardrum *DIES*

Jeff: I totally fucking owned your ear, CAULIFLOWER EAR!!!!

by j7x (james sevenfold bent) November 25, 2006

witch's cauldron

To pee in someone's ass while they're farting so that the pee bubbles like a cauldron.

Dude, Josh totally gave Tiffany a witch's cauldron at the superbowl party.

by Mekkanism January 31, 2008

Cauldron of cum

When 10+ guys nut in a tub or bucket and a women stud in it and gets pregnant then in nine months gets a dna test and who ever the dad is wins the game

Yo wanna do a cauldron of cum?
Sure my sperm is the strongest

by Donut balls February 3, 2021

Stirring the Cauldron

a sexual act performed around halloween. Both individuals put on witches hats and begin having intercourse. The Penetrator must start over his partner, dick down into her "cauldron" and jirate in a stirring motion to create a love potion.

So there we were, stirring the cauldron to stop it from boiling over on the bed, waiting for a little trick or treat...

by Happy_Flasher October 1, 2020

Caul D

a) An awesome teacher of the English language who uses porn films based in Hollywood and unicorn penetration literature.

b) A hero for all ages. Fights off the evil gingiviti--err, the bad fiction octopi?

c) A teacher who receives very, very serious English papers without any jokes. None.

d) A teacher that does not mind students hiring prostitutes near his workplace (occassionally for him).

e) The mentor of Team Synergy.

"look at Mr. Caul D go red!"

"Oh man, that's ketchup!"

"He started wheezing all Caul D-ish."

by Team Synergy April 1, 2005