Cali Fixer Upper

Adj. A woman who inflates her "self-worth" while bringing little to nothing to the table.

Yo dawg be careful dating that woman, she's a Cali Fixer Upper.

by Fleppard April 18, 2021

Calie

A BABE....

Jason: dang that girl is hot
Linda: she must be a calie

by Caliecolision April 30, 2021

Cali

She is loving and she can annoy the fuck out of you but she still will be depressed asf behind doors

Cali asks her friend how he's doing:Why whats wrong
Friend:my dad died..
Cali:OH NO IT OKAY BITCH YOU GON' BE OKAY MF

by De Angelo November 15, 2021

calie

best person ever
massive shlong
sexy and muscular
lives in ruppin
is a god

holy fuck did you see how big calies dick is??

by NotCalie November 21, 2021

Neo-Cali

The area formerly known as the Pacific Northwest. Due to the high volume of Cali transplants looking to make a quick buck, it has been overcome with vineyards and marijuana fields. Oregon and Washington are now indistinguishable from the state below them.

California is so passé! Anybody who’s anybody, lives in Neo-Cali!

by Ryoshi Kazashimo March 14, 2022

Cali paz

A fucking emo with a bald dad and an ugly ass dog

Cali paz is emo

by fartlicker67 March 28, 2022

Cali

The most beautiful girl in the world! She will always make your day and never want to get in the middle of any drama, stay on top of her schoolwork, and will always make you smile! Even when she has her headphones on and listens to her favorite music or talks about her boyfriend profusely, she will always have a smile on your face!

Cali is so pretty! I sit next to her on the bus.

by thatonegirlwhowritesaboutppl March 29, 2022