Calculator

The object that seems to do all your homework for you.

I can't find my Calculator - oh well, i'll have to get zero then...

by <mr.lexicographer> May 30, 2017

calculus

Some abstract form of arithmetic.

I'm in calculus.

by Bilbo Baggins November 14, 2006

the calculus song

a highly obnoxious song by an obsolete mtv boy band blasted over 1200 watt speakers (revenge)

I know my calculus:
U + ME = US
Yeah Baby!

by the specialk and illianjay October 8, 2004

calculator

The most useful tool included with microsoft windows when running in scientific mode. It can be used to convert any number into a different number format. It also does maths commands quite well.

Microsoft calculator comes in handy when writing numbers in binary or hexadecimal notation.

by Once I killed a gopher with a stick June 20, 2006

calciplication

1.When you need a calculator to do multiplication.

2.To turn something into a calculator

Jim: "Just because I'm random and I'm a dumshit like that, how many days are in a decade?" Dan: "That's a tough one, I guess I'll have to break out the ancient art form known only as calciplication, in order to solve this riddle" Jim: "O.K. I take it back, you're the dumshit"

by The Faub December 7, 2010

cabeçada

A girl, part two.

Look at cabeçada, she is a jorgina.

by Croko Loko March 20, 2021

Calcium

A fake element

"Calcium is not real"

by Xoren April 14, 2022