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Crap Fest

A word used to describe a mess of a situation.
John: "Yo Jimmy, the fuck is happening?"
Jimmy: "A fucking crap fest John..."
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Snap Crap

Bad Southern Rap and Rappers.
Bad Southern Rappers who make music with the same beat and commonly goes with a stupid posing dance to go along with it.Enjoyed by retards and 13-16 year olds.one of the easiest way to make fast cash and small time fame without a education. and contribute to the murder of hip-hop.
Soulja boy off in this oh
watch me crank it, watch me roll
watch me crank that Soulja boy
then Superman that oh

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT.
Snap Crap
by Your Momma's Weed March 11, 2009
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Crap on a cracker

1) (conj) An expression of frustration due to an unfair or unlucky situation.

2) (n) A blatant or obvious lie.
ex 1

Crap on a cracker! I think I lost my car keys again!


ex 2

James: Dude, your girlfriend is cheating on you.

Bob: Come on man, that's crap on a cracker.
by Skiierboy17 February 25, 2009
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chinese crap

Often used as "cheap chinese crap". Sometimes abbreviated as "cc" or "ccc". Generally refers to an article of low-quality, unlikely to last for any length of time, but sufficiently cheap to buy and use once and discard.
Bought these chinese crap flip-flops at WalMart for sunday's pool party.
by skcpublic July 26, 2011
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Writer's crap

Derived from 'writer's cramp', writer's crap reffers to a stage when one is only capeable of writing utter crap.
'That story was horrible, i think she's got a bad case of Writer's crap'
by Somechickwhowritescrap July 19, 2009
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crap clap

when you shit on your hands and clap.
i was at a concert and wanted to be an asshole and crap clap
by Smilesmuggfer March 31, 2017
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crap shifting

Passing your crap to a family member, friend or other party. Furniture, appliances, toys, clothing - most of the stuff we have is crap we don't need and eventually crap we don't want. So we shift it to someone else to make room for new crap.
To make room for new furniture, we'll need to do some crap shifting. Maybe your cousin will take the sofa.

Do we really need four kayaks? Maybe we can crap shift a couple to your brother for his family to use.
by Riled October 6, 2015
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