Burrito Dick

Any penis that isn't circumcised, generally a Mexican's.

Janet: Did you fuck that one boy, Liam?
Brittany: Absolutely not! He's got a fucking burrito dick.

by curvedsquad February 6, 2018

baked burrito

an overtanned mexican

eww, that bitch is a baked burrito

by wtfwhy May 3, 2009

Chicken Burrito

Meaning to have a boner, code-word for boner when
with girls as to not get embarassed.

I got a chicken burrito when i saw Jessica Simpson bend over.

by That Guy 1996 June 23, 2010

2 boys 1 burrito

You and a homie go to buy a spicy burrito. One homie then shoves said burrito up the others butt hole. Finally the homie that shoved the burrito in the ass eats and sucks the fuck out of the burrito as the other pushes it out.

Setting - Homies naked playing ps4
Homie 1:"Yo do you want to do 2 boys 1 burrito?"
Homie 2:"What's that"
Homie 1:*Shoves burrito in his ass*

by The East is Red May 31, 2019

Breakfast Burrito

when a man shoves a piece of bacon up a girls ass and fucks it. It takes place in the morning

damn that breakfast burrito was amazing today

by tinkolot October 20, 2009

American Burrito

The american version of a burrito found at Frostburg State University in Maryland. Basically, replace each ingredient in an Mexican Burrito found in places like Taco Bell with leftovers from thanksgiving.
Beans --> Mashed Potatoes
Beef --> Leftover Turkey
Hot Sauce --> Cranberry Sauce
Rice --> Lettuce
Lettuce --> Carrots

Person 1: Man! This American Burrito is hella bootsy!
Person 2: Quiet dbag, there's nothing quite like the delicious combination of mashed potatoes and lettuce in your mouth!
Person 1: Yeah, you're right... I'm such a Sheeple...

by Steffen Gates February 1, 2006

Steaming Burrito

Take a shit, and wipe your ass(meat/beans, and maybe corn..), then wrap the asswipe around your dick and masturbate with it, cum(cheese) onto the wipe and then fold it into a burrito and make your partner eat it, or watch you eat it yourself. You could also add urine(other kind of cheese), or blood(salsa) as an extra bonus.

Guy 1:"Hey she looks like a nice girl."
Guy 2:"No man, I heard she's into Steaming Burritos, that nasty fucking cunt."

Dude: "Why don't you stfu and eat a Steaming Burrito."

Kid: "I make the best Steaming Burritos."

by Pico March 4, 2004