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Time Burglar 

A person who serves no purpose to your life but to annoy you and waste your time extensively and steal your precious living breath. A worthless cretin. Ussually its someone who used to be cool, but now has no other friends, and you just don't have the heart to tell them you don't want to chill.
Your friend Meg is the biggest time burglar I have ever seen. She just wants to hang out all night, and she's not hot, and does not have a redeeming enough personality to be worth associating with.
Time Burglar by Alec December 24, 2004
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007 burger 

Specialty burger available at the Platteville, WI McDonalds, comprised of a chicken patty between two beef patties, with Mac sauce, between two buns
"Mmm! This 007 Burger is ALWAYS so hot and fresh!"
007 burger by UWPlattGuy11 October 11, 2013
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ron burgundy 

Head of the legendary Channel 4 news team
-Gonna find my baby gonna hold her tight, gonna grab some afternoon delight. My motto's always been when it's right it's right why wait until the middle of a cold dark night?
ron burgundy by ill bavid March 25, 2005

Pyure Burger

Pyure Burger: Term coined to describe the McVideoGame, later used to identify the political party and spiritual movement.

Pyure Burger. A young political party established in the North West of England, 2006. Currently has two members and is deemed the fastest growing political party in the United Kingdom today* Citation needed.

Pyure Burger, Abbreviated PB, is considered 'A way of life, mother-fucker!' by one of the co-founders.

Official Slogan: "We're a fucking rare breed of ultimate cunts. Vote PB we'll set you free!".
"That's fantastic!"
"That's Pyure Burger!"

In reference to a controversial building project,
"Pyure Burger will tear that mother-fucker down!"

Offensively:

"You mother fucker! Don't make Pyure Burger fuck you up!"

Note, the above list is non-exhaustive. Offensive language quoted has been used to add emphasis.
Pyure Burger by R&C October 28, 2009

junk food burger 

A fast food brand hamburger that's so unhealthy for the consumer, it makes regular hamburgers appear healthier.

A burger that is lacking in any form of vegetable, fruit, or otherwise "healthy" topping.
I ordered a hamburger with only bacon and cheese on it, because I'm really hungry for a junk food burger tonight.
junk food burger by AceDonald February 19, 2015

Mc. Burger Kong 

It's Mc. Donalds, Burger King, and King Kong mixed together as seen in Red Alert 2.
GI:"We'll Garrison that Mc. Burger Kong over there to protect our selves from those flak troopers."
Mc. Burger Kong by thedarkyoshi September 8, 2007

burger andy 

Burger Andy is a no life pathetic IRL streamer that leeches off of other streamers. He looks like the fat kid from Monsters House, Peter Griffin, And the fat guy that eats CrabbyPattys in Spongebob. He Once tried to lore a disabled girl to have sex with him but even she cucked him and ditched him. He also had a family but he left them to live in a van and stream. He dosent even ask streamers if he can come but when he does he ruins everything and never leaves because he dosent know boundarys. Everybody hates him and he is mentally disabled.
Uh Oh that fat ass burger andy is coming! Run!
burger andy by CheeckyBastard69 August 10, 2017