russian mail order bride

little russian female whores with bug eyes that use males for their money and dont really love them.
they are only in the relationship for security, gifts, and sex.
sometimes the russian even wishes the male that "purchased" her is someone else and tries to change him into who she wants him to be.

Dude! I found this hot russian mail order bride looking girl, shes so hot! She even picks out my clothes for me and makes me buy her things. She must love me!

by Trampy Tina October 25, 2006

breaded veal cutlet

When your having sex on the beach and your penis comes out, and then you stick it back in and her lips are covered in sand and when your all done, her vagina looks like breaded veal cutlets

"I heard Cliff was having se with Jane on the beach and it slipped out and he ended up giving her the breaded veal cutlet."

by Le Zench April 25, 2009

Breeder

Steming from a short film in which they portray an alternate society where homosexuality the norm and a heterosexual girl gets called names, most prominently "Breeder." It has now become an offbeat meme in the gay community to refer to straight people as breeders.

watch video here www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnOJgDW0gPI

a straight couple kisses
"fuckin breeder"

by lillukey August 16, 2018

Breeden

When a girl looks really sweet and cute at first glance, but after you finally get to know her, she has a little sass to her. You wouldn't expect it just looking at her.

Breeden is formed from the words breed and heathen. They're bred to look nice and sweet, but their heathens.

Mike: See that girl over there?
John: Yea, she looks like a sweet girl.
Mike: No way, she's a breeden. Go talk to her, she's sassy.
John: Hmmm... I like sassy.

by JWoo79 July 17, 2011

Bridesmaid's Beer

The alcohol of choice typically drank by women who have to fit into a wedding dress and cannot afford to gain any calories from real beer. Thus, they drink bridesmaid's beer (water).

Annie: Hey Jill, you want to go to a frat party tonight? I hear there is going to be a lot of alcohol!
Jill: Remember Annie, I'm going to be in my sister's wedding, so I can only drink Bridesmaid's Beer!

by thedondondreamer December 17, 2010

Braiden

An odd looking beta cuck male who has too much sexual frustration issues. He's always either jacking off, eating, or sleeping. Somehow despite the way he is he manages to get a hot girlfriend that accepts him no matter how small his penis size is because she's a freak.

Every other Male: "Bow down to me you disgrace of human evolution"

Braiden:👁️👄👁️

by The Alpha Male Society October 17, 2019

Breeder

1. A derogatory term for anyone who reproduces, ever. Generally used by antisocial virgin nerds whose own nurturing instincts are limited to Pokemon. Ironically, most such individuals still live with their parents.

2. A derogatory term for a heterosexual. Generally used by homosexuals.

3. A derogatory term for selfish, irresponsible, or self-absorbed parents. Generally used by anyone who has ever had to listen to a screaming small child that does not belong to them, or anyone who has ever seen octomom's insipid, collagen-filled face on a TV screen or magazine cover.

Those fucking breeders had better not bring their screaming crotchlings to the Transformers 2 premiere! What do they think this is, a kids' movie?

by Jett June 12, 2009