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An odd looking beta cuck male who has too much sexual frustration issues. He's always either jacking off, eating, or sleeping. Somehow despite the way he is he manages to get a hot girlfriend that accepts him no matter how small his penis size is because she's a freak.
Every other Male: "Bow down to me you disgrace of human evolution"

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by The Alpha Male Society October 17, 2019
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