Brass is a prostitute
by edgorson November 18, 2018
Get the brassmug. Similar to the golden handcuffs that keep you at a horrible job, but upon closer inspection, you’ll notice they’re not anywhere near as valuable despite looking similar.
They’re attempting to keep people around with handcuffs, but what they’re actually offering are brass handcuffs, not gold. They’re the same color, but folks are going to leave because they’re not strong or valuable enough to keep us around.
by anonymous January 28, 2022
Get the Brass Handcuffsmug. Snooty: hey bro, is it cold outside? Bout to head to work
Spence: Well g*dammit I reckon it's colder than a witches' titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow
Snooty: True
It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow: when it's cold.
Spence: Well g*dammit I reckon it's colder than a witches' titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow
Snooty: True
It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow: when it's cold.
by lauferslaxatives March 4, 2022
Get the It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snowmug. A drink modeled after the colloquially popular ‘brass monkey’ containining any light-colored beer and powdered Tang. For best results, drink the foaming head as you finish the pour.
Just one small step for man.
Just one small step for man.
by PonytailJones June 24, 2025
Get the Brass Chimpanzeemug. 
John: “hi Stacy do u want to meet my mate”
Stacy: “yeh sure”
John: “he says u have a nice bunda so can be brass u”
Stacy: “yeh sure. He’s tops anyways”
Stacy: “yeh sure”
John: “he says u have a nice bunda so can be brass u”
Stacy: “yeh sure. He’s tops anyways”
by Swagmanbillybobthesecond October 7, 2020
Get the Brassmug. These are the Brass players in a High school band, usually Loud, slightly obnoxious, and interested in memes.
Person A: that Person C is such a Brass chad
Person B: yeah I know right?
Person C (in the distance) *playing Africa on a Horrific Combination of a Euphonium and a French horn*
Person B: yeah I know right?
Person C (in the distance) *playing Africa on a Horrific Combination of a Euphonium and a French horn*
by Datdabdoe12 February 16, 2019
Get the Brass Chadmug.