Backseat Dealer

One who offers unsolicited advice in regards to drug dealing. Often times the backseat dealer believes that he has the definitive solutions to all his dealer buddy's cash flow issues.

Stop being a backseat dealer dude! I understand the art of selling.

by CrementosRex July 12, 2010

backsquatch

an overgrowth of hair in or around the back area. Upper or Lower. Forming a sort of sweater vest effect.

Larry need not buy sunscreen, his backsquatch is all the protection he'll ever need at the beach.

by Monica Wood July 20, 2007

Hammer Backside Slide

When positioned doggy style behind your partner, and you generate friction with your cock between her ass cheeks to make you cum all over her back.

My girlfriend was reading in bed last night, and didn't want to fool around. I was really in the mood, so she let me give her the Hammer Backside Slide. I totally blew my load all over her back. She was in the mood then, but she was too late. When she went to take a shower, I fell asleep.

by Skankbanger November 2, 2011

the backseat lovers

the most underrated band ever

definitely deserve more attention

very vibey

"this song is awesome, whos it by"
"the backseat lovers"

by Lolzgirlz December 1, 2020

Backseat Sutra

A drinking game where a couple must perform positions in the Kama Sutra in the backseat of a car within 20 seconds and are judged by the other passengers in the car. An unacceptable stance results in the couple taking a shot of alcohol, while an acceptable stance results in the remaining passengers taking a shot.

Man, who wants to play a few rounds of Backseat Sutra?!

by K3no April 1, 2009

backside mulligan

When, during coitus, the male accidently penetrates anally but would like to return to standard intercourse as if nothing happened.

-"Owe!"
-"Sorry, about that. Can I get a backside mulligan?"
-"Get a new condom or lubricant."
-"Hmmmm."

by lagolfer July 2, 2007

Backseat dater

Applies to those friends who are way too involved in your love life.
Female: what is she/he like? (wishes to know all details on all levels, including your reactions and responses, her/his reactions and responses, future plans, current communication issues; are your needs being met?)
Male: did you get laid?

That Sophia wants to know everything about my dates, she is such a backseat dater. She needs to get out more.

by OrangeDiva October 24, 2007