bouncer

The couple of fat wankers that stand outside most clubs in Britain on Friday or Saturday night. Their role is to keep any trouble in the club to a minimum and only let decent people inside. They usually start all the trouble and lech around underage girls for effect, but, in truth they have incredibly small penises and do to many steds to give a girl a decent one. Whereas the likes of me, I'm quite partial to giving the girls exactly what they need

" a fat bouncer kicked off on saturday night and ended up getting his cunt kicked in by 5 fella's, I fuckin loved the scene "

by John Gaskell March 12, 2004

bounce

to leave

i'ma bounce, i gotta get home

by drug whore August 28, 2003

bouncer

(n.) Doorman, a large man who prevents undesirables from entering establishments with a certain image.

(n.) female who enjoys bouncing on the male during intercourse

Big dave the bouncer- he's fat, he's round, he bounces on the ground!


Prudence is a real bouncer.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

bounce bounce

As in the individual bounce of each ta ta or have two boobies simultaneously bounce in da err

1. I went to the club last night and boy there was bounce bounce.
2. When I see bounce bounce there better be titty ass hands in da err.

by Boobies PHD January 24, 2014

Bounce and giggle

The act of sexual contact between two or more people involving the genitalia of at least one person.

Etymology: "Bounce" refers to the rebounding of the bed that occurs during heated sexual intercourse, "and" means to include or to add, and "giggle" refers to the sound one may potentially make resulting from pleasure or pity.

"I'm gonna give her the old bounce and giggle!"

"I sure hope I get a little bounce and giggle tonight!"

by The Great and Powerful Naz February 10, 2009

bounce

not being in a relationship, instead having short encounters with several people

Jules: "Have you been single since then?"
Adam: "Of course not, I've bounced for a while."

by akronym87 April 23, 2008

Ball Bounce

When a male sits down in a seat and accidentally sits on his balls. This is usually accompanied by a shouted expletive and an abrupt jump out of the seat. It happens so quick, it's as if they've bounced off of their balls.

Teacher: "Greg your late, sit down!"

Greg: "Sorry teacher....OW FUCK!"

Teacher: "Greg! Watch your...oh wait was that a ball bounce?"

Greg: "Yes ma'am...sorry."

by Jason Aldean July 26, 2014