Bootism

The infatuation/obsession of butts.

R.I.P Taekbutt, cause of death Bootism.

by seobbutt May 3, 2014

hitler boots

when a long haired animal walks through shallow water and their wet fur clings to their lower legs, while the rest remains poofy, like classic reichswehr.

your dog just walked through a mud puddle, now he's got hitler boots

by vanishingscentmusclerub August 4, 2008

Juicy Boots

A wet winter hazard when one's footwear is soaked from stepping in a fruddle or slushy frozen puddle. In addition to thawing snow, juicy boots may contain discarded cigarette butts, decomposing fast food wrappers, ice-removing salt, and black exhaust ice crystals.

I was stumbling to the Sevie and stepped in a fruddle, now my juicy boots are filled to the lid like a cherry-cola Slurpee.

by Steady Edwards January 12, 2009

Sticky Boots

A practical joke played on an unsuspecting roommate executed by whacking off in a clean pair of their socks, replacing them in the drawer, and then waiting for the victim to place the "sticky boots" on their feet.

Roommate 1: What's up dude!

Roommate 2: Nothing ass clown; I'll have you know that you ruined a perfectly good pair of socks by giving me sticky boots!

Roommate 1: You're welcome!

by the purple giraffe June 25, 2010

Date me boots

Heeled boots worn out to bars and clubs by a woman to attract attention in order to get a date.

The lesser version of fuck me boots. The difference being that date me boots extend well above the ankle but are below the knee.

"Does that girl have fuck me boots on?"
"No, not tall enough. Those are date me boots ... you will have to put some effort in first"

by Onibaku December 16, 2008

slay the house down boots

its an extended use of the word "slay". slay is used to describe an action, as in, "she's slaying right now". saying "slay the house down boots" is telling someone to "slay", or do something amazing.

"slay the house down boots sis!" - is telling the person to slay, or do something amazing.

"sis is slaying the house down boots!"- "slaying the house down boots", in this scenario, is describing her action. her action is very amazing, therefore requiring the person to say that she is "slaying the house down boots".

by slaying.on.the.slayly July 24, 2022

texas bootstrap

When a rugged older man rubs his rough taint on a younger lady's face/mouth

Sure I'm getting up there in age, but that doesn't stop me from going to a bar by the college and finding a nice young broad to give a texas bootstrap to.

by serequiem May 2, 2007