Bunting

Someone who talks really slow in a mono-tone voice. Listining to this peson for hours on end would make a hardened criminal drop his guard to take a nap. Do not underestimate the powers of a Bunting, they can make someone who has had 50 cups of coffe sleep, and drive a sane man to insanity.

Wow, this guy is a total Bunting, if I hear him talk for 5 more minutes I'm going to shoot my self!

by jblixtowsky November 25, 2005

paddle boating

The extreme outdoor sport. Usually resulting in boat ramming and intense competitiveness. Builds great calf and quad muscles which usually implies the paddle boaters are unusually good looking.

Johnny: "I went paddle boating yesterday."
Anna: "Wow, I want you."

by JohnDeer June 17, 2007

Bonking

Communicating via various online chat platforms while sober yet implementing an inebriated persona due to an overall lackadaisical disposition.

He was IMing me all night, bonking as he always does.

by Alley Cats October 26, 2011

T-boning

When one man rams his penis into the penis of another man at a 90-degree angle.

Jeff and I got really hot last night. We were totally t-boning by the fire.

by whcgonzo November 8, 2011

Binting

Also known as Netbinting v. derived from British slang "Bint". Used to define the act of meeting people off the internet purely for sexual purposes, often used with those whom come into public forums and are rather blatant, eg: "Hi Sexy!, A/S/L" or simply "NICE SHOES, WANNA FUCK?" etc. While not the rule of thumb, it is generally assumed that people who participate in the act of 'binting' are not quite intelligent or good looking. Also see "Torii (tor'ee)"

Term first used by Troyboy1, made popular by Dohmar, personified by Rachel and Torii.
Inspiration courtesy Squirtie.

<PoStAl> hey stiggy, how's the binting?
<Stiggy> Going well.
<Rachie> HOW'S IT GOING CUNTIES, YOUR SO HOT STIGGY MY BRO!
<PoStAl> You're such a bint.

by PoStAl November 16, 2003

Bonning

Bonning is a synonym or 'slang word' for Masturbating.

Person 1: I haven't bonned in a few weeks
Person 2: I'm bonning right now
Person 1: Bro, can you not bon near me?

by TheSexGod102 November 19, 2017

bonding time

when a father kills sons mother and then asks to spend time with them.

"i made a lovely dinner for you sweety"
*bang*
"Jimmy order a pizza."
*intensifies*
"ITS BONDING TIME, JIMMY"

by DayQuilAssLeak September 23, 2014