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obcena boil

A large puss boil typically found on the tip of a small mexican penis. Typically difficult when attempting to fornicate, because the boil is larger than the penis, and because the boil has a tendency to drain when the penis is erect. The attempt to fornicate while carrying the obcena boil can transfer into the partner, male or female. If a female has any sign of an obcena boil she must seek medical help immediately!

Not resulting to do so will cause her asshole to rot from the inside out and anal leakage will seep into her vagina hole. Thus creating a shameful and forever active Alabama Hot Pocket.

Warning! Deadly!
"Did you nail that chick last night?"

"No dude, she looked at my obcena boil and she puked on my mom's tits."
by Logger123 October 10, 2013
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Hard-Boiled Hot Pocket

A Hard-Boiled Hot Pocket is not your ordinary pocket. This is Outta Pocket.

Boiled in water at a temp of 420, this hot pocket shall burst into the water. This creates a perfect pond of what ever flavor you have chosen. Imagine it now, two cups of boiling sausage egg and cheese water, while a loaf of bread floats at the top. After boiling for 69 seconds, it is time to dive into this magnificent body of water. Enjoy the sogginess of the bread as the sausages get stuck in your teeth.
Samuel: "Man.. i sure am hungry. What's that you got there kev?"
Kevin: "oh nothing... Just a Hard-Boiled Hot Pocket.. that's right... HARD BOILED"
by Kbaezmaster1 March 20, 2021
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BOIL

Amber shouldn't have been working in the garden all day without washing her stinky pussy, so she got a boil.
by TheDudeFromCoon June 10, 2022
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Boiled scones

Scones that are boiled in grass water with essence of old grass fumes
Did you try the boiled scones? Charboiled?
by Memento V2 November 17, 2019
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A watched pot never boils

To wait anxiously for something to happen. It will seem to take a very long time or not at all.
This strategy is doomed from the start because it is far too public: a watched pot never boils.
by M2H November 13, 2023
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boiling pot

A woman or man of mixed races or ethnicities that makes them uniquely attractive.
Dude who is she?!
Oh her? She’s half Italian and half African American.
Oh. She’s a boiling pot, I got you.
by RHL7 June 13, 2021
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Boiling the cabbage

When some one who usually follows traditional conservative ways and philosophies, is opening up to more liberal life ideas.
My grandfather is starting to accepting the idea of gay marriage as a normal thing, he is boiling the cabbage.
by Young talk October 16, 2019
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