bonker

a knot that forms in you're head after getting bonked.

I was walking along minding my own business when "WHAM", a flower pot banged my noggin and gave me a huge bonker.

by Phillip G. Blackwood November 18, 2005

Booker T'd

Named after the famous WWE wrestler. the act of role play during sexual intercourse whereby a white girl is having sex with a white man, but pretends she is being banged by a black guy. After this, the girl is said to have been "Booker T'd".

"Dude, I totally made my girlfriend pretend i was black while I banged her last night - her ass got Booker T'd!"

by veh-jay-jay January 5, 2009

Bowker

A pungent and overwhelming stench emitted form one's rear end.

Ohhh, I'm about to do a Bowker!!

Oh man, that's gross... you Bowker all the time!

I was sitting in Church this one time, and I Bowkered so badly.

by afrodaz April 28, 2010

pussy blocker

an ex that stops you from getting with another girl

Mate i was well in with that Razz but my pussy blocker ex girlfirend turned up and blocked that shit!!

by WarriUGHH July 31, 2011

dick bender-backer

going back on one's word abruptly or without notice.

Tom is a dick bender-backer for making a move on my cousin after he said he wouldn't.

by Joe Retro October 16, 2008

bocked

1. To have been unknowingly volunteered or committed to a task or job that is not feasible.

2. To accomplish a major task only to have someone else take the credit.

3. Having the feeling that you have been violated by a sycophant.

1. I was "bocked" into redesigning the entire user database because someone wanted the columns named "prettier".

2. I worked an entire year on a project that made $8,000,000,000 only to be "bocked" by that suck-up who promptly received a bonus for the work "he" did.

3. After being "bocked" by nut-breath, I felt the need to take a long shower.

by Yul June 5, 2003

cock-blocker

A female (usually unattractive, or socially "defective") that stays with her more attractive friend at a party and "looks after" her friend, or just sometimes gets in the way of her friend socially. Often times a young (not necessarily) male would be after the friend.

Male #1: D'you see Jenny las nigh'?
Male #2: Yea, D'you see tha cock-blocker she was with?

by Jupiter, an don forgetit October 12, 2005