Plural: blukers
Pronunciation: /ˈblu .kər/
Definition:
A term reserved for individuals so devoid of self-awareness, intelligence, or basic decency that their mere presence lowers the collective IQ of a room. A bluker is not just a loser—they are the evolutionary pothole on the highway of human potential. They manage to be loud and useless simultaneously.
Usage Notes:
Calling someone a bluker isn’t just insulting them—it's classifying them. It’s not about a bad day or a single mistake. This is for the repeat offenders of stupidity. The energy vampires. The ones who act like main characters in a story no one’s reading. You don’t become a bluker by accident. You earn it—through a persistent combination of arrogance, ignorance, and being impressively, relentlessly annoying.
Pronunciation: /ˈblu .kər/
Definition:
A term reserved for individuals so devoid of self-awareness, intelligence, or basic decency that their mere presence lowers the collective IQ of a room. A bluker is not just a loser—they are the evolutionary pothole on the highway of human potential. They manage to be loud and useless simultaneously.
Usage Notes:
Calling someone a bluker isn’t just insulting them—it's classifying them. It’s not about a bad day or a single mistake. This is for the repeat offenders of stupidity. The energy vampires. The ones who act like main characters in a story no one’s reading. You don’t become a bluker by accident. You earn it—through a persistent combination of arrogance, ignorance, and being impressively, relentlessly annoying.
“He tried to explain crypto to me after losing his fifth job this year. Absolute bluker.”
“I wouldn’t trust that bluker to water a fake plant.”
“Of course she ghosted again—classic bluker behavior.”
“I wouldn’t trust that bluker to water a fake plant.”
“Of course she ghosted again—classic bluker behavior.”
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Get the BLAKICAN mug.A "blokie" is an adult straight woman who dresses typically in masculine/male clothing and does not conform to stereotypical femininity. Different from "butch" as that refers to lesbian women, different than "tomboy" as that is mainly used for children and teenagers and people generally expect their "tomboy" qualities to be a phase
"Hey you're pretty cute, can I have your number?" "oh sorry, i'm not into other women, i'm a blokie"
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Get the Gummy Blumkin mug.Carved Blumkin- a.e.: "Carvin' up a Blumkin!", esp. prison lexicon- a festive sex act perpetrated upon new inmates upon their being processed into central lock up and the main prison population in American Prisons- usually occasioned on but not exclusive to Halloween. Turning a new inmate into a "carved blumkin" usually involves his person being purchased as a "wife" (read: "bitch"), in exchange for cigarettes or other such bartered items- as opposed to his merely remaining another bartered item himself (read "everybody's fuck). The act of "carving a blumkin" is therefore both a marital and Hallows Eve ceremonial process of incarceration. The celebration begins with general crotch grabbing by the guests, bachelor, and best men. This is followed immediately by smuggled spoons percussed against the bars, (a clever substitution for wedding bells), calling all to the the altar (read: commode) for the fraternal ritual defecation- followed thereupon with more spoons beating upon the bars, prompting the bachelor to carry his unsuspecting object of adoration directly to his bunk in an act of non consensual conjugal sex (read rape), as a rite of dysfunctional sexual passage... in more ways than one (read: anally). The beating of spoons on bars during the "carving of the blumkin" is the origin for many of our traditions on the outside, such as ringing spoons upon glasses to make the bride and groom kiss upon command.
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