blindin

when something is of excellent quality and/or is fantastically enjoyable....

person 1: ah mate that was blindin'you have gotta try it
person 2: really that good eh

by mashed ol' cainer May 28, 2006

Sweating like a blind lesbian at a fish market.

Used in order to emphasise the amount in which one sweats.

It's too hot today! I'm Sweating like a blind lesbian at a fish market.

by Poon Muffin Whisker Biscuit May 8, 2008

the blender

a finguring motion with a flicking of fingures and a twisting wrist motion while motion your arm up and down

kyle pulled out the blender on a willing lady.

by krazykm September 20, 2010

Blind unicorn

The act of placing your testicles over the eyes of a woman and having your erect penis placed on there forehead making it look like she is a blind unicorn

Dude last night i gave that drunk girl a blind unicorn

by kinky_kelly_and_the_sexy_stud April 10, 2010

blindmans buff

A game in which everyone puts on a blindfold, gets naked, and then feels around for the partner they "feel" would be most suitable.

Let's play "blindmans buff".

by Sammy99 October 26, 2011

I Blinds You

Best game ever. All you do is set your camera to "Flash: ON" then come up behind your victim, put the camera in their face right at the last second before taking a photo while simultaneously yelling loudly 'I BLINDS YOU!'
Guaranteed the shot will be awesome, and a skilled photog can even get themselves in the shot pissing themselves in the background.

Steve aka The Assailant: Check this shit out... Bernice is gonna shit herself *flash: ON* *creeps up* I BLINDS YOU BITCH!
Bernice aka The Victim: Dammit Steve, I just shit myself. But I can't stay mad at you.. *LOLZ ROFLMAOZ* It should be an awesome photo! Thanks for the memories!
Steve aka The Assailant: You're quite welcome...... Bitch.

by babom July 17, 2007

You'll go blind if you keep playing with those

A saying utilizing the aged myth that young boys will go blind if they masturbate too frequently.

This myth was created simply to discourage such behavior in adolescent children.

Guy 1: "I swear, that porn video is so hot I've beat the meat to it at least five times today."

Guy 2: "You know you'll go blind if you keep playing with those."

by daggit July 1, 2011