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The Blender

Sexual act of shitting in someone’s vagina, inserting the penis and pissing inside, then continuing to fuck until orgasm
Your mom and I performed the blender last night
by BigThotThiccBoi November 1, 2023
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Fender Blender

Noun: A fight move, meaning to distract your opponent with intimidating hand gestures while you levitate a helicopter towards them from behind.
That bitch-ass bunk Dark Spyro, totally did the Fender Blender when I wasn't looking!
by RH-guy May 4, 2024
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Bed Blender

When a girl does continuous 360s on your penis while you are laying on ur back until you cum. Then takes the cum and blends it and drinks it.
Person 1: What did you do last night?
Person 2: Me and my mans did the bed blender.
Person 2: Do you want some I brought it with me!
by Lalal Poopy 👖 April 3, 2024
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Belgian Blender

A sexual act involving the male inserting his cock and balls into a female, and spinning on the axis created.
Simply put it all in, and spin.
Dude, I took Janine home and gave her the Belgian Blender.
How’d it go?

Doc says I got torsion again.
by GooseA7 May 16, 2025
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Buzzword Blender

Someone who fills their work with trendy academic or AI-generated buzzwords to sound smart, but the writing lacks coherence or depth. This person uses terms like 'synergy' or 'intersectionality' without context or understanding.
The paper was packed with jargon but made no senseBuzzword Blender alert.
by Briton Phillip September 15, 2025
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Roast Beef In a Blender

The loosest pussy around. Lips hanging out so long she has to tuck them in.
Juan: Hey Jose did you hear about Linda?

Jose: Ya, I heard she had mad roast beef in a blender!
by Daequan III March 4, 2016
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Kittens in the blender

During gay sex one man is swinging around his cock while the other's cock is in his asshole.
Steve: You ready Brad , attack plan Kittens in the blender!
Brad: (smacks Steve's ass) Ok, initiate the puree.
by meatspin.fr March 25, 2017
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