Blaster Shit

A shit that is accompanied by a large amount of gas under pressure.

John 'I had a massive blaster shit this morning'.

Bob 'What's the hell is that ?'

John 'A massive combination of gas and shit, came out like a shotgun going off'. 'The toilet bowl and my arse was covered in shit'.

Bob 'Lots of toilet paper then ?'

John 'Oh yes, at least one roll !'.

by Crazy49 February 27, 2019

blasterdam

A proclamation made usually a Dutch or Scandinavian person when they’re astounded by something. It is the equivalent of “I’ll be”.

Lars saw the Space X rocket land vertically
and said “blasterdam, that’s amazing!”

by Torbert March 28, 2021

Ballmaster

Having a skilled mastery at handling male genitals

Guy: Bro i am about to ballmaster my boyfriend so hard he's going to love it

by Epicturtl3m4n October 20, 2021

cootie blaster

slang name for a penis.

His rubbed his cootie blaster after seeing a smokin' hotty.

by Bob WhatsHisFace May 31, 2009

Rodeo Blaster

When a woman rides you reverse cowgirl while simultaneously fondling, you might say massaging, your testicles and scrotum.

So she was doing me cowgirl and I freaked out when she did a 180 and grabbed my sack! Then she said, "Relax! Haven't you ever had a rodeo blaster."

The first time I got a rodeo blaster, it changed my life.

by pwdr March 9, 2010

Suburbia Blaster

Created by the boys of 511, a gang in denver, a suburbia blaster is made by buying a liter of Dr. Pepper, drinking it or pouring it out to the label, then filling it up to the expiration date with the cheapest whiskey available. 511 generally agrees upon Kentucky Deluxe. Close the cap, shake, drink.
Closely related to the ghetto blaster of voodoo glowskulls fame, and the Boulder blaster, made with a 20oz Dr. Pepper in place of the liter due to lower availability of liters of Dr. Pepper on the Hill.

What are you doing tonight?

I dunno, meng, prolly just chillin at Stella's with a suburbia blaster.

by 511/// Young Blonde Innocent June 17, 2010

Mike Beejmaster

A very dedicated Urban Dictionary author and proud contributor of the word Beejcake.

"No matter how many times my entry Beejcake was rejected, I never gave up hope. After fourty days and nights in the desert praying for rain, well I'll be damned... it rained."

-Mike Beejmaster

by karl jr. April 4, 2013