Bleached My Sheets

The act of blowing a load in one's sheets.

After a vigorous fap session, I bleached my sheets, leaving a warm, sticky mess.

by hunterf September 7, 2009

Bleached Tuxedo

When 5 or more guys blow their loads on a girls chest, covering her in a Bleached Tuxedo.

Jane: Last night the boys gave me a Bleached Tuxedo.
Bernadette: You are soooo Lucky!

by Larksgirl February 24, 2010

Bleach

It's the stuff you drink when listening to crappy videos like Jacob Sartorius, Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, and countless others

Guy 1: Hey dude, wanna listen to Sweatshirt by Jacob Sartorius?
Guy 2: Nah, don't have anymore bleach, you mind buying some?
Guy 1: Nah, let's steal it since we're gonna die anyway!

by You Already Know Me, I'm Yours July 14, 2016

bleach please

When you can't take something anymore you yell out bleach please

Dude math class was so boring I told josh bleach please

by Dthemlgdog March 22, 2017

Bleach

My favorite drink

I went to the laundry room and got the bleach

by Ellie_VanDyke March 23, 2017

Bleach

A substance that you usually drink.

Me - Pass me my bleach

by HP_TWD_GRYFFINDOR May 22, 2018

Bleach

Arguably the best drink in the whole world, it has been debated whether Tide Pods or Bleach is better and over 69% of the US agree with the fact that Bleach is better.

Bleach is normally consumed when people experience the state of cringe, things that will cause cringe is Justin Bieber, Minecraft, and Roblox.

1. Yo dude, I just listened to Justin Bieber and I chugged a whole 2 gallons of Bleach.

by TheRealUD November 24, 2018