aww man, I just got squirted with a mook blaster. that's why I smell so bad. aww damn, it smells like CiCi's pizza.
by Matt April 10, 2004
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rectal blaster: the process of bending a girl over a large object generally a car connet or a table and squriting chocolate sauce up their ass
by Greesy Boy Steve May 12, 2006
Get the rectal blaster mug.1. Being put down in a most vicious yet amusing manner, leading to "ground please swallow-me-up-and-let-me-die" embarrassment.
2. Getting cussed big-time
2. Getting cussed big-time
by L. Awknad March 10, 2005
Get the blasted mug.Ay, we was hoopin down at the park, right, and then some blastard gonna steal my ball, man! I couldn't believe that shit.
by chickenfries0101 August 19, 2007
Get the blastard mug.To get stomp'd the fuck out.
"Yo this nigga Fat Joe did a piece over Smash WGF."
"Word? I woulda crunk blasted his punk ass."
"Don't Front."
"Word? I woulda crunk blasted his punk ass."
"Don't Front."
by Migreg September 29, 2004
Get the crunk blasted mug.One who goes around Germany killing and tormenting German Nazis'. Most preferable during the Second World War. The typical way to kill Nazis is by bare hands, guns, knives, boot heels, piano wire, or just about anything you can imagine killing a Nazi with.
Rules and tips of an Inglorious Basterd:
1) If the Nazi is left alive and is allowed to escape, a swastika symbol must always be carved directly in the center of his forehead.
2) If a Nazi is dead, his scalp must be removed by knife.
3) Collecting 100 Nazi scalps proves a skilled and accomplished Inglorious Basterd.
4) Shooting a Nazi's testicles off or bashing his brains in with a baseball bat is an epic victory.
5) There is never any prisoner business, there is only killing Nazi business. Business must always be booming.
Rules and tips of an Inglorious Basterd:
1) If the Nazi is left alive and is allowed to escape, a swastika symbol must always be carved directly in the center of his forehead.
2) If a Nazi is dead, his scalp must be removed by knife.
3) Collecting 100 Nazi scalps proves a skilled and accomplished Inglorious Basterd.
4) Shooting a Nazi's testicles off or bashing his brains in with a baseball bat is an epic victory.
5) There is never any prisoner business, there is only killing Nazi business. Business must always be booming.
Famous Inglorious Basterds:
Lt. Aldo Raine (aka, Aldo the Apache)
Sgt. Donny Donowitz (aka, The Bear Jew)
Sgt. Hugo StiGlitz
Indiana Jones (Not an original 'Basterd')
Lt. Aldo Raine (aka, Aldo the Apache)
Sgt. Donny Donowitz (aka, The Bear Jew)
Sgt. Hugo StiGlitz
Indiana Jones (Not an original 'Basterd')
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