shit and fall backwards in it

A response trivialising someone's description of what they plan to do, when the listener finds it extravagant or believes it won't actually be carried out or won't succeed.

Person A: My sister is so upset with her local councilman that she's starting a petition to have him recalled.

Person B: Yeah, she's gonna shit and fall backwards in it.

by radiohead3885 October 4, 2011

Blackademics

Knowledge of the culture, and history of black people.

Low End Theory was a revolutionary album in the history of hip hop says one Blackademics professor

by BlackJon November 30, 2010

Backwards Boner

When a guy looks at someone else who is SOOOooo ugly or something that is epicly disturbing that their penis goes inside their body and comes out their butthole.

Dude, I had to go to the hospital yesterday because I saw this girl that gave me a Backwards Boner. The doctors were so disturbed it gave them Backwards Boners.

by IAmSoAwesomeSauce March 13, 2011

Blackwater Assassin co.

Blackwater Assassin co. is a company that employs many assassins, and families of assassins, to do their biddings. Blackwater has been around for generations, even dating back to the Victorian times. This deadly company will not stop until their objectives have been completed. They get the information on their target, and assign the target an assassin. They then reveal the information to the assassin at hand, and then give him the "green light" to go ahead and do his job. Blackwater prides itself on its secrecy in remaining discreet and anonymous, even though its assassins cannot stop talking about it constantly to their friends on-line. In most cases, Blackwater's assassins are all around us. Even your mom could be one. SO WATCH OUT.

Guy 1: Bro, I was in a chat-room and got threated by someone. I took it lightly until he said he was an assassin.

Guy 2: An assassin, he must be from Blackwater Assassin co.

by ThunderCock69 March 3, 2010

hadrian blackwater

A character from the 6 part series “The Riyria Revelations”. An absolute himbo whos hilarious. A great friend. Supportive and kind. Selfless but not without selfish actions.

“That guys so nice and funny!! Must be a Hadrian Blackwater.”

by Riyriaaa July 15, 2022

backwards bear

This one is tough, so good luck. It starts out like doggy style, but then the guy turns around and goes butt to butt. You'll probably need a double jointed penis to bend around like that, so if anyone actually accomplishes it uninjured, you win.

"Dude, i pulled the backwards bear on her last night and it may have broken my dick..."

by c-pop June 17, 2008

Backwards Push

As opposed to a normal, frontal push, this is literally when you turn around and push someone blindly with your arms upside down.

To be backwards pushed is the ultimate embarassment and it can only be equated with another backwards push or a well placed elbow punch.

"Hey, thats the kid that got backwards pushed the other day"

"Yea, lets throw dirt and queso at him"

by AKAthecheesegrater April 16, 2010