donkey belt

A specially engineered strap-on that allows you to donkey-punch yourself.

"Last night I came home and found myself alone and thinking about Aberdeen again. It was time to draw a bath, and pull out the donkey belt she gave me the Christmas before."

by GREER9000 November 28, 2019

belt notcher

A defecation, so grand and voluminous, that it requires you to adjust your belt one notch down.

Mike: I just dropped a real belt notcher. I now feel a deep emptiness inside me.
Mary: I know what you mean. I also feel empty inside.

by MBison October 25, 2017

skin belt

An overhang of gut fat representing one's belt.

Bertha's skin belt looks huge in that blouse. It's almost touching the floor!

by jage-the-rapist April 1, 2009

Belt Sanded

When you get a rash on your face from going down on a woman with bush stubble.

"What happened to your face?"
"I went down on this girl last night with a scratchy bush and go belt sanded."

by Sophie111222 May 2, 2014

Belt-and-suspenders

The act of making hard love to another. I’m talking a really deep dicking.

“Oh man, one night I really gave my ole’ lady the belt-and-suspenders while we were on vacation at Great Wolf Lodge with our 4 kids”

by KML Messcast October 22, 2022

pix belt

The scar from circumcision

Man his pix belt was really patterned!

by Phallus101 November 10, 2011

Black belt

One of the highest ranks one can achieve in a martial arts.

"Wow, you're a black belt? Better not fight you then."

by Churchy C August 26, 2021