defines a large set of breasts, but not the kind that look nice, such as what would be described as bazookas or a nice rack, these tits are big, meaty, saggy boobs belonging to a fat, disgusting member of either sex, there is also the possibility that large amounts of hair could be on beef tits as well.
Damn nigga, that girl's tits hang down to her knees!, She got herself a crazy case of beef tits!
Because Ernest kept making light of how fat and disgusting Gertrude was, she was finally left with no other choice but to take out her beef tits and smack him across the face with them, his face is still swollen from it.
Yesterday in the locker room I saw Henry and his beautiful beef tits, I had to run over and grab them as hard as I can, it was much more than a handful and Henry screamed like a women, he will never go near me again, but it was worth it and I would do it all over again.
Because Ernest kept making light of how fat and disgusting Gertrude was, she was finally left with no other choice but to take out her beef tits and smack him across the face with them, his face is still swollen from it.
Yesterday in the locker room I saw Henry and his beautiful beef tits, I had to run over and grab them as hard as I can, it was much more than a handful and Henry screamed like a women, he will never go near me again, but it was worth it and I would do it all over again.
by One Shaved Gorilla June 22, 2006
The act of exposing a large portion of your scrotum to an unsuspecting onlooker without exposing a testicle or anything besides the disgusting and hairy skin of your ball sack.
The Ground Beef is way worse than the goat or the hemisphere cause it can take someone a bit of staring before they figure out what is going on.
The Ground Beef could be the grossest thing i have ever seen.
If you get a good enough Ground Beef going, you can flick your wrist back and forth and get a sound like a ball slap. Its awesome.
The Ground Beef could be the grossest thing i have ever seen.
If you get a good enough Ground Beef going, you can flick your wrist back and forth and get a sound like a ball slap. Its awesome.
by Jakenastics February 23, 2009
When a girl takes the foreskin or prepuce of the penis and inflates it with her mouth like a balloon.
A beef balloon is when a girl takes the foreskin or prepuce of the penis and inflates it with her mouth like a balloon.
by Tony Anzola July 11, 2008
by Chop12 December 14, 2016
Popularized by the 80's west coast punk band Fear, the phrase refers to any penis that is of exceptional size and girth.
"She don't like salami, she don't want pastrami, she don't want a chicken, she don't want a roast; she just wants a double dose of my beef, beef, beef, beef bologna!"
by JMDs August 04, 2006
Also known as J-Stew, Stew Beef is Tracy Morgan's nickname for Jon Stewart, given to him on April 15, 2010.
by Giovanni Mann April 19, 2010
With an uncircumcised penis, you have anal sex with a nasty street whore. After you pull out there is shit and corn in the fore skin
After drilling that bitch in the ass, I pulled out and had shit and corn in my turtleneck, it looked like a beef taquito.
by souperpig December 22, 2008