dumb bastard

Someone who is dumb and likewise a bastard.

Ira is a dumb bastard.

by DJ Deezy January 9, 2008

horrible bastard

an obnoxious, power crazy, odd shaped, vindictive & loves a bit of drama person who can only be described as a horrible bastard. this person is a manager it is an outrage.

what goes around comes around u horrible bastard, u will get ur day & its been a long time coming!

by odd shaped hater February 14, 2008

bastard bitch

A particularly nasty female, i.e. a "superbitch".

Not only did she clean me out, she lied to all her friends that I was useless in bed - BASTARD BITCH!"

by prairiefire May 21, 2010

orange bastard

fan of glasgow rangers fc ........the huns

ya dirty orange bastard ye, yer an animal

by henrik November 2, 2003

rat bastard

A despicable person.
Someone easy to hate, usually for a good reason.
It is normally related to either extreme personality flaws or actions commited counter to human decency.

"What kind of rat bastard psychotic would play that song right now, at this moment?"
- Raoul Duke (HST)

by Vladicus March 14, 2005

Smug Bastard

Someone who always has an answer for everything and then puts on a 'told you so' face after proving their point in nearly all situations.

Husband "Can we move the boiler up to the loft so we can start renovations downstairs?"
Wife "No!"
Husband "My workmate Myles did it and said its the best way to do things"
Wife "Bet that Smug Bastard has a huge loft to walk around too!"

by Alfredo666 November 23, 2017

park a bastard

Used to describe the act of defecation.

I’ll be right back, just need to park a bastard.

by Ashurimitsu June 24, 2021