420th base

Having sex while smoking a blunt and imagining shrek ruinin your butthole with his giant ogry penis and tell you too "GET OUT OF MY SWAMP".

"Doctor! What happened to his ass!" "He went to 420th base"

by Tomchaos January 20, 2015

i'd hit it, with a baseball bat.

The oposite of I'd hit it. Used in a way that calls the other person ugly. See: I'd never hit it even if I was forced to

i'd hit it, with a baseball bat. in action

Nick: Hey Matt you know Rebecca?

Matt: Yeah, I'd hit it.

Nick: Ewww, shes nasty what the fuck is wrong with you?

Matt: With a baseball bat.

Nick: Ohhhh, haha me too.

Matt: Yeah, I'd never hit it even if I was forced to.

by A perv on urban dictionare July 24, 2009

partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverage

The best drinks at Krusty Burger. Also called "shakes" at "McDonalds".

"Hey, I heard they put a new McDonalds in down the street. Yeah, they have them same things as Krusty Burger, like these Krusty Partially Gelatinated Non-dairy Gum-based Beverages. Except they don't call them that. No, they call them 'shakes'."

by Harvey January 6, 2004

38th Base

when you anally masturbate with something such as a frozen hot dog, light bulb, beer bottle, popsicle, etc.. and it gets stuck in your butt and you have to go to the hospital to get it removed which leaves you with an awesome x-ray picture for the fridge

hey dude, i heard you got to 38th base last night..?

hell yeah, i've got the x-ray to prove it.

by ~*~Toast~*~ July 1, 2008

3rd base

3rd Base is getting either a Hand Job, Fingering or Oral Sex. Can also be used as foreplay before sex or just a Sexual activity without having to actually have full Sexual Intercourse

"hey .. whats third base actualy feel like?"
"It feels like warm apple pie..."
-American Pie

by Cosnett April 6, 2005

21st base

When one thinks it would be funny if they jacked off while playing blackjack. Everyone else in the semicircle must take your sweating, shaking, and grunting as a sign of having a bad hand.

Gambler: What's that guy's problem?
Other Gambler: Either he just stayed with eight, or he's just hit 21st base.

by Compulsive Gambler July 16, 2010

69th base

The nirvana of sex. One gains entry into this spritual place after giving sixty-nine different girls a 69er.

"Dude, what's 69th base?!" - Dominik
"That's where I got last night biatch!" - Ramesh

by Rameshdogg September 18, 2008