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Barney's Boundaries

We don't talk about them.
"You need to respect Barney's boundaries!"
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Barney

“Barney has a massive package and boy does he know how to use it.” Said nobody ever. Barney is a registered sex offender. He puts the meaning in the saying “big feet small meat.” His lack of inches downstairs is not the only reason he failed to ever feel the touch of a women. But also his STI’s he catches from he’s dead dog he keeps chained up in his shed behind his house. Barney is feared by all children in his area. But he uses his favourite sayings to pick up this kids. Such as “cousin is only a word”. Or “age is just a number”. Or my favourite “I just shat my pants may I please get in yours”. If you would like to find a Barney head towards your nearest kindergarten or primary school or elderly home. Generally drives a little white van. And is always smiling
Hide your kids I heard Barney’s back in town
by Neighbourhoodwatch12354 November 23, 2021
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Barney is in charge

1. Your fucked, you have no chance at passing.
2. You are very likely to be fired.
3. Shit bout to hit the fan.
Oh, shit Barney is in Charge, we are fucked. RUN
by Barney_Kiev March 22, 2021
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Barney paranormal park

Barney:the best character in paranormal park. He is relatable, trans, and just over all amazing!!! If you don't like Barney go away, the door is right there.
Barney paranormal park:I'm trans normally and everyone at school knows and everyone at home knows and being here is like a whole new place
by Banana97 July 31, 2022
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barney sex

"i love having barney sex"
by sussybakasussybadussy June 23, 2023
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barney

guy 1: what a day
barney:i love u u love me we a big happy faimy
guy1: shut up you homosexual noob
by derpdog October 1, 2012
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barney moment

damn that's a barney moment for sure.
by fdagger27 October 18, 2020
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