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Bachelor Job

anything done in the following manners:

1. lazily
2. half-assedly
3. boot-leggedly
4. any combination of the three.
1. Bob didn't want to shower before the party so he put deodorant on his unwashed armpits. It was a Bachelor Job.

2. Jerry couldn't hack mowing the whole yard so he just mowed what his neighbors could see. It was a Bachelor Job.

3. Tom's wall had a hole in it so he stuffed his shirt into the cavity. It was a Bachelor Job.

4. Bob, Jerry and Tom are doing a great Bachelor Job on the b-ball hoop. I love how Bob is just sitting there, how Jerry painted a triangle instead of a square, and how Tom fashioned a rim from wire hangers. What a bunch of idiots.
by BlueCollarRocker September 12, 2009
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Pee Banshee

Local women notorious for getting too drunk and peeing the bed/ couch/ etc. after intercourse.
"Dude, I woke up the next morning with piss all over my bed and she was gone."
-"The Pee Banshee got you too!"
by Social Sound System December 23, 2007
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Banshee

A Banshee is a female whos sole aim is to crush the spirit of all men. Collectively and constantly seeking to cause pain and trouble for any man they get their claws into. The higher ranked Banshees are known as Minx's.

Banshee's are hunted and dealt with by the Roogie's.
"that Banshee took my heart out"
by Diamond Roogie June 14, 2008
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bacheloric

manifesting the characteristics of a bachelor, being single, embracing same
James is as bacheloric as ever, these days
by BvO October 19, 2003
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Mt. Bachelor Academy

A theraputic boarding school located about 25.6 miles outside of prinville oregon. Ages range from 14-18 years of age. A Place that has workshops that your forced to be in and if you leave your at the program longer. food and sleep deprivation, physical exhaustion, mental abuse and cruel punishment and forced embarrisment. Where your yelled at for being a piece of shit and a drunk. A place that makes you feel like shit.A place that lies to the parents of the students and says your student is great here and deny every bad thing there ever said to you. A place where kids who go there are put through so much shit. A place where you cant help but be depressed. A place where they bribe you with food and candy and a fire in the fire place to say good things about them to the investigators and parents.A place where your yelled at constantly and have power hungrey staff taking your clothes from you because they think there inapropriate when its just a plain white t-shirt. A place who rips your friends away from you when there the only thing you got and makes it to where you cant talk to them. A threating, abusive, misguiding place. Youll meet the best friends of your life there, but when you dont expect it, there gone. because of the staff.
A place where your put down for being you. A place i went to and will never forgive.
girl-"i wish i could bring all my friends and get away from here"
boy-"yea.....me to. Ive never been so sad/mad in my life."
girl-"the only thing we have to look forward to is each getting out of here, in one more year."
then well finally be away from Mt. Bachelor academy.
by itsallbehindthescene July 17, 2009
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Banoche

It can mean whatever you want it to. It has infinite meaning. It can be used in place of any word.
Banoche you you silly fat banche.
by Justin m e Johnson July 7, 2006
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batchet

A bitch and ratchet combined making a batchet.
You see that girl in a mini skirt talking shit, shes a batchet
by thekingtaco11 May 8, 2014
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