Golden Backwards Blumpkin 

When a guy is standing up, peeing on a girl, and pooing at the same time...another girl is on deck to perform fellacio on the doody log that's on its way out. AKA: GBB

Damn, this Golden Backwards Blumpkin sure left a mess all over my kitchen floor.

Golden Backwards Blumpkin by GBBeaver December 8, 2009

Ass backwards 

Beyond the phrase 'being backward'. It means lacking any insight, intelligence, correct action, respect to human rights, cultural sophistication, and most of all common sense.

Having a parked car on the lawn while drunk on a couch also on the lawn ass backwards.

Being racist is ass backwards.

In the computer game Civilization having your nation in the dark ages when every other group is building spacecraft is being completely ass backwards.

Putting something together wrong is ass backwards.

Ass backwards by egnarooorange December 9, 2008

Suck me backwards 

Used in place of fuck me side ways, a phrase used when in great disbelief of an object or action that is taking place

Well Suck me backwards that woman has hair going from her nipples up to her head

Suck me backwards by Trent Stevenson (Papa Smurf) June 5, 2007

stupid ass backwards 

Lacking professional judgment or expertise in a given situation or procedure resulting in improperly assembling/repairing an object or resolving a political/personnel issue.

or for you retards out there.

When somebody who doesn't have a fucking clue what there doing tries to master something they know nothing about while fucking it up in the most humiliating and damaging way.

See Manager or Six Flags

1. God dammit Jimmy, What they hell where you thinking when you assembled that train stupid ass backwards. Now your dumb ass is going to be here all night taking it apart.

2. Way to go, Out of all the ways to do it you decided to do it stupid ass backwards.

stupid ass backwards by SixFlagsFiesta July 31, 2009

The Backwards Compliment

1. The act of engaging in anal sex whereby both people are facing away from each other, and push back and forth, using a bottle as a make-shift dildo

2. The act of being nice to a person you extremely dislike, and bitching about them to other people afterwards

Ex 1: 'Yeah man she was gagging for it, so I gave that bitch the backwards compliment'

Ex 2: 'Oh my god , Sally is so bitchy! She just backwards complimented Bridget!'

The Backwards Compliment by TROLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO January 11, 2016

roll backwards 

Means to make a blunt

Get you a get that can roll backwards

roll backwards by Imslaying March 10, 2017

Despacito backwards 

its not despacito, not yespacito, but oticapseD.

oticapseD is Despacito backwards.

Despacito backwards by loloxDlmaorofl May 26, 2021