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assininess

the state of being such a jerk in every possable way to one or more people. going so far as to ruin part of your life so that others around you suffer losses in their own lives. someone who isnt afraid to leave a family and ruin his ex-wives life because of the mistakes he has done. usually an older man in his early 30's who doesnt yet kno how to act his age.
the way he is acting toward his ex and his children is complete and utter assininess!!!

i totally understand that, what a child!
by jbwjbwjbwjbw September 23, 2009
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ASSinated

The act of being made a fool in front of someone (including small children) by a complete dellusional dillweed that thinks their IQ matters to the human population. The person also believes in equality and complete fairness among friends. Go figure. Something's wrong with this.
Girl says "Hey, the metard at wal*mart wouldn't let me use my EBT card. She said the "swiper" was not working. I've had a long, hard one dealing with enough douchebags for the day, so I let it be."

Boy#1 says "you didn't get her name? Did you demand the MANAGER come and assist you? I don't get your attitude?!?"

Boy#2 says "oh boy, looks like I need to babysit you two."

Girl says "fuck all. I've just been ASSinated by my own boyfriend. Do I deserve this, really?"

Boy #1 said nothing about the delicious 18" sub sandwich that the girl bought him." Not even, thank you.

CONCLUSION: She's been ASSinated.
by fatalSTRENGTH August 10, 2010
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Assinahole

When a chick's vagina stretches all the way to her asshole, making it one hole.
That bitch's assinahole killed my boner.
by Bitch Crystal February 19, 2011
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Assination

n.
"...assination is what happens when you misspell a word, and you feel like an ass".

derived from the word "assassination" when ones mother types to fast.
So did they do the assination topic today? Would have been timely if they had-- seeing as bin Laden was just assasinated.
Double-fail.
Jeez, I feel like an ass.
by Mac-n-Weenies May 25, 2011
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Asininity

Adv: to state something or agree with someone that goes beyond indisputable, established fact
To argue me down saying that Zimbabwe is in Chicago (instead of Africa)was bad enough, but for others to laugh about it was pure asininity!
by Rheaah August 3, 2011
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Assinosis

The tingly feeling you get in your butt after sitting for a long time. Also know as your butt falling asleep
We gotta get out of this car for a bit. I have a bad case of Assinosis.
by Joonas4321 September 12, 2015
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aying

Aying!!. I got dumped and failed on my test today.
by demogenome April 13, 2018
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