auto-balk

When one is on hold in an automated system, then seemingly a line opens, starts ringing, only to place you back on hold.

I had been on hold for over twenty minutes, the line rang four times, and then they auto-balked me.

by Gaddo007 March 20, 2012

Auto-troll

When one has been trolled for so long and so hard that they don't even need to be trolled anymore. They just keep posting text walls of gibberish, providing the troll who enacted auto-troll a priceless victory.

Thing 1: You see SilentRuin on the forums lately? Baron just posts a word or two and SilentRuin spends hours typing responses.

Thing 2: Yeah, Baron's really got him set on Auto-troll.

Thing 1: I've never seen someone on Auto-troll so hard!

Thing 2: Well, Baron's the man.

by s1 October 23, 2012

auto-erotic suffixation

An act of self abuse involving self-strangulation and a large butt-plug (known as the 'suffix' by practitioners.) Often fatal, mostly harmless.

Got some Ai Chatbot posting as him on Kuro5hin.org ever since he killed himself with auto-erotic suffixation.

by Orion Blastar December 12, 2013

auto slut

A person who is a attracted to another person solely for the car they drive

That girl with the ugly man driving that bmw is clearly an auto slut

by smack jacker November 20, 2014

Auto-fuckus

When one must use the Auto Focus feature on a camera while filming a Porno

Viewer- *fap* *fap* *fap* Aw come on! This idiot forgot the Auto-Fuckus! Now it's all just blurry shite.

by Wyldmann27 March 13, 2015

auto-doctor

Slang term for a mechanic.

Charles had to take his dodge to the auto-doctor at least 3 times a year to get the transmission fixed until he finally bought a Toyota.

by I702Maverick93 July 5, 2016

Auto Correct

An evil supernatural force that changes everything I say against my will. Telling me mow isn't a word when it clearly is and telling me it can't guess the word I'm trying to spell when I am literally ONE LETTER OFF

TEXT CHAT
"I hare auto correct so mulch!!"
"What?"
"AUTO CUCUMBER KEEPS CHONGQING EVERYTHING IM SLAYING!!!"
"turn it off then.."
"But then soelling is impossibld"
"*sighs*"

by coonified07195 July 2, 2016