Australian Burn 

When a girl gets close enough to a guys penis, she takes this opportunity for a little practical joke. Its similar to a chinese burn on someones arm, however alot more south. usually done when the penis is fully erect and then australian burn that bad boy!

I gave that jack-ass a really bad Australian burn last night LOL his face was priceless!

Australian Burn by habanana April 27, 2009

Australian Snot Rocket 

the act of clearing one nostril by blowing out through it with great force while pinching the other nostril shut. this results in a massive evacualtion of anything that happens to be in the nostril.
specifically, the AUSTRALIAN snot rocket is performed after one has recieved an Australian Booger Blaster, and the resulting "rocket" is composed of both mucas and semen.

man 1: "last night i gave my wife an Australian Booger Blaster!"

man 2: "nice dude!"

man 1: "yeah, you'd think that, but then she blew an Australian Snot Rocket all over my chest."

man 2: "ew dude, you shoulda got the hell outta the way!"

man 1: "it's cool, i got the dog to lick it off."

man 2: "wow, there is something really wrong with you man."

Australian Snot Rocket by magellon February 16, 2009

Australian rules football 

A 'game' which does not even resemble football, more like rugby with a shitload of violence included.

Generally referred to in the UK as 'Attack, Foul, Lynch'

He got marmelised playing Australian rules football. A quick game of Attack, Foul, Lynch left him in hospital for 2 weeks.

Australian rules football by eddief32 April 27, 2010

Australian Handshake 

When a boy or girl is receiving a hand job or being fingered. This can include the Australian Kiss.

"Man, she gave me the best Australian Handshake!"

"The sex wasn't great, but he sure can give an amazing Australian Handshake"

Australian Handshake by Cupid14♡ February 24, 2015

Australian Thanksgiving 

In Australia, the Australian Thanksgiving all started with the great "Pillage The Wallaby's Run". This event was called upon by the Prime Minister on May 1, 1657, to boost the country's morale after the tragic Kangaroo shortage in the prior year. The Wallaby run transformed into the Australian Thanksgiving where all cities congregate to hold a massive wallaby hunt the night before, and feast on the day of Australian Thanksgiving. Nowadays, the traditions have slowly faded and people will just purchase already prepared wallaby dinners from their local grocer.

I'm sure glad I have these wallaby's already in the freezer for Australian Thanksgiving!

Australian Thanksgiving by wallabeezy May 16, 2011

Australian Lottery 

When a gay man finds that his date has a very large penis.

E.g. Big prize down under

Gay guy 1: "So how did it go with your new boyfriend last night?"
Gay guy 2: "Faaabulous!!! He was kind of a neanderthal, but when he took off his pants, I pretty much won the Australian Lottery. He explored my outback all night."

Australian Lottery by paco90 January 21, 2011

Australian Unicorn 

A rare phenomenon that happens when someone pees outside on the coldest of days. The name is derived from the idea that the urine could freeze into an icicle which would resemble a horn. Therefore, that person would be a unicorn down-under or an Australian unicorn.

Bryton: Dude, what's taking so long?
Matt: It froze up on me! Ahh, it's painful!
Bryton: Haha, you're totally an Australian unicorn now!!
Andy: I can relate, that happened to me once too. Ouch!

Australian Unicorn by shame123 February 12, 2013