anus icicles 

The stalactite-like sperm that hangs from the ass crack hairs of someone whose bum has just been fiendishly plundered for a rollicking good root.

Heath had to think quickly on his feet by lying to his folks and explaining away his anus icicles as merely the remnants of a glazed donut he'd accidentally sat on whilst plopping down on his futon fresh out of the shower en route to slipping on his knickers. After his pep pep's layoff from the mill, he knew his withering heart just wasn't ready to find out about Zander.

anus icicles by josh reauz April 24, 2014

Anus saxophone 

A fart so musically tuned it has a similar sound to a saxophone.

This can be caused by:

1: Being able to play a musical instrument amazingly well.

2: Playing the sax while eating beans or sprouts.

Not many cases of this have been discovered as of yet.

"Ooh Christ I just made an anus saxophone! Jesus, what a smell! It's like tear gas! I'm going to be sick! Oh well, it sounds very nice."

Anus saxophone by Boxyboxyman October 3, 2014

anus waffle 

When you shit your pants and sit on it.

Larry ate Taco Bell and shit his pants, when he sat down it made one hell of an anus waffle in his pants.

anus waffle by The bully slayer July 8, 2015

anus lashing 

The act of repeatedly whipping your partner (preferably with a pig whip) in the anus,until their anus represents a bloodied flower (rose bud)

Wow! Billy reallly did a grrat job giving me an anus lashing last night. Gee whiz!

anus lashing by nickyboytoy September 19, 2016

Anus ball 

The largest ball of shit/anus.
This person is an anus that has been balled up.

Jimmy: haha you suck!
Bob: Don't be such an Anus Ball

Anus ball by the silent cuntographer October 19, 2016

Anus-potato 

Anus-potato is a word used as a swear word toward someone else. It can be used as a replacement for idiot.

"God Bob! You're such an anus-potato!"

Anus-potato by cate151 January 28, 2017

anus on a stick 

When a person is not just an ass, but has managed to go beyond being and ass and as a result has a stick so far up their anus they have become an anus on a stick.

Wtf, that girl is such an anus on a stick.
How can she be such an anus on a stick, that stick is so far up her anus.
That bitch is an anus on a stick she cannot even put it out.

anus on a stick by totalasshat January 29, 2017