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Alpha and Luna

A dream team couple who met online and are two peas in a pod.
Omg! They are so cute together. What an Alpha and Luna.

Have you seen them in the library? So Alpha and Luna reading Philosophy.

Oh yeah, a match made in heaven...very Alpha and Luna.
by Luna Stark November 18, 2019
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Alpha blokes

A bloke who loves sinking piss, talking bulk shit and may or may not have a silicon copy of his and his best mates penis back to back offset on his bed side table. An Alpha Bloke can maintain a constant stream of shit from the oral cavity from 50 min to 150min and can power half of the east coast with a flurry of ‘power burpies’s’.

The defining factor of an Alpha Bloke is being able to delete head noise by making all of their mates laugh while being a high caliber good cunt.

Stay out of your self!!
Yeah mate, takes a proper good cunt to be an Alpha blokes cunt
by anonymous May 4, 2023
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alpha period

A superior period that makes everyone other women sync to it
Mary: Have you gotten your. Period

Jane: No it synced with Nancy she has the Alpha period
by BeyoncèDG May 1, 2016
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female alpha

AT
I tried to decide a time for dinner but AT—being the female alpha she is—alphaed tf outta me.
by Rfahey October 23, 2020
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Alpha Male

The Alpha Male does not have a specific "Image", or fall under a certain category and is not defined by looks, money, or arrogance rather the Alpha Male is defined as being an all around good guy but possessing the confidence and social know-how to be successful in epic proportions with woman but anything the Alpha Male sets his mind out to be. Yeah that's right you wanted to be an ultra marathoner astronaut anesthesiologist astrophysicist but your not Alpha Male mind set told you you couldn't do it so your a failure before you even start. The Alpha Male does not brag about his successes with woman, money, education, etc. at least not often because when he walks into the room everyone can quite literally feel his presence of awesomeness. It is not arrogance but genuine good. The Alpha Male can be anyone he wants without compromising a drop of his true character, the Alpha Male does not believe in "leagues" like you weak beta males...the Alpha Male is understanding, nice, social, and sometimes even caring and does not care if its perceived as "beta or weak" because if anyone were to challenge him he would socially castrate them from beta to omega...
Alpha Male: Yeah that pretty girl you saw in chemistry that you and your beta male friends all said were out of your "league" ("leagues" do not exist if your an Alpha male) and think no one but Bill Gates and Brad Pitt fused together could get, I asked her out and we had epic sex and she's begging for more except you'll never know because I don't care what you think...
by CTU_FieldAgent200 July 10, 2011
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Sigma Alpha

Sigma Alpha Professional Sorority was founded at The Ohio State University in 1978 and now spans the entire nation with 53 established chapters. Sigma Alpha sisters and distinguished alumni lead the way for professional development among women pursuing careers in agriculture.
Student 1: I'm looking to join an organization where I will be able develop essential skills for being a leader in today's agricultural field and develop life long friendships.

Student 2: Sigma Alpha! Hands down no. 1!
by Banque-Rouge111 December 5, 2010
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Alpha Zero

The moment one plops their first big fat dump in the toilet no matter where it’s at. Whether a Don Jon, bathroom, restroom or out house. The moment of divine presence at the very beginning of life. To infinity and beyond.
Parent 1 Non-Binary: Good job! Good 👍 job Kennedy!!!

Parent 2 Non-Binary: Hooray!!! His first Alpha Zero!!!
by BeAt-DoWn-InCePtIoN May 2, 2022
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